(They All Irratate Bush)
Whats The Ultimate Rejection
(When You Hand Falls Asleep While You Masterbating)
What Kind Of Girl Gives The Best Blowjobs
(An Eithiopian Cause You Know She'll Swollow)
What Does A Bat And A Maxi pad have in Common
(They Both Have wings And Suck up Blood)
What Do You Do With 360 Used Condoms
(Melt Them into A Tire And Call it a Fucking Good Year)
Two Kids Live On a Farm and one is drinking milk, and says" this heres some good milk" The other on comes by and says Whats You talking bout we's gots a Bull
What Did The Redneck Do When He Found Out That The Big Foot He Shot Was Homo Erectus
(He Shot It in The Groin And Said Now Its Homo Clitorus)
What does a turtle and a blonde have in common.
( when their on their back, their both screwed.)
What does a smart blonde and a t-rex have in common
(no one knows, know one has ever seen either)
What does the starship enterprise and a tampon have in common
(they both have been where no mans been before)
How do you kill a blonde
(give her a hand gun and tell her its a blowdryer)
Why do cowgirls walk bullleged
(becasue cowboys alway eat with their hats on)
Jack and jill both work for sam, Unfortionaly sams company came into hard times, so sam had to lay some one off. so he decides that the first one to use the drinking foutain would be layed off. well jill had a head ache, so she was going to take some asprin, jill uses the drinking fontain, so sam came over to jill and said jill i need to lay you or jack off, then jill says well you better jack of because ive got a head ache.
A bunch of guys are sitting in a hot tube, suddenly a condom floats to the suface, one guy says ok who farted
What does a Hockey team and a polish woman have in common
(they both shower after the 3rd period)
What do you call a japanese Proctologist
(Pokemon)
What do you call two lesbians in a conoe
(Fur Traders)
This Klan member is out in a feild one day, and he come upon a black lamp. he rubs the lamp, and a black ginie come out, the ginie tells the klan member, that he gets three wishes, but what ever he wishes for black people get three times more than that. the klan member wishes for a million dollars. the ginie tells hime that all black people have three million dollars, he than wishes for a porsha, the ginies repeats now all black people have three porsha's. then the klansman wishes to be scared half to death.
*please note im not a racist, i just though it was a funny joke, if this pisses you off and you want to yell at me click here