2. If You Think God Looks Kinda Like Hank Williams Jr.
3. If You Have Stuffed Possum in Your Trailer.
4. If You Think A Thesaurus is A Dinosaur
5. If Unloading Your Pick-up Mean Going In Reverse and Slamming The Brakes
6. If Youve ever bought Fireworks from a man with 3 fingers on both hands
7. If Yove ever went across a State boarder to get fireworks
8. If you have more than 3 living relitives named after civil war generals
9. If your porch collases and kills more than 1 dog
10 If quality entertainment involves a six packand bug zapper
11. if youve ever been in a costody case over a hunting dog
12. If the UFO hotline limits you to 1 call per day
13. If directions to your house involve turning off the Paived road
14. If youve ever hunted bigfoot.
15. If you have two first names.
16. If you owe more money to the Taxaderist more money than your annual income.