Chapter 3: Second Assault
*Peter slowly recovers from his injury at the hands of the mysterious figure*
Peter Bandit: Thanks for your help. I feel a little better now.
Sailor Moon: You're welcome. But who are you?
Peter Bandit: Oh. Right. I'm Peter. Mr. serious over there is Andy and our little firecracker is Ruben. I really should apologize for those two. They have quite a history with each other.
Sailor Mars: What happened with you guys back there?
Peter Bandit: Don't know. I'm helping Ruben out of that crater and I get hit with something.
Andy: *slowly gets up* That... witch...
Sailor Moon: A witch?
Andy: Yes. She was dress very oddly. More like a diva.
Peter Bandit: A diva? Never heard of anything like that before. Did she say what she wanted?
Andy: She wanted the outcast. I wasn't going to alow his power to be used for evil.
Sailor Jupiter: The... Outcast?
Peter Bandit: He means Ruben. *to Andy* Looks like we need to find out what this lady's motives are concerning Ruben. But I need a little rest before we get started... Plus...
Sailor Mercury: Plus? What?
Peter Bandit: I'm expecting company from the USA. They should be here by tomorrow.
Andy: I don't suppose you mean those three troublemakers.
Peter Bandit: It's their vacation and they wanted to 'tour' for a while.
*Andy puts his hand over his face*
Sailor Moon: We can keep an eye out for that diva but in the meantime, we can meet somewhere.
Sailor Mars: How about the Cherry Hill Temple?
Andy: Cherry Hill Temple?
Peter Bandit: Sounds like a plan to me. We'll touch back later.
*The following morning. At the airport*
AL: JESUS MARY AND JO-JO! What a CRAPPY MOVIE!
Loyd: Ah thought it was alright. What was wrong with it?
AL: seriously, You got be mindless JAGGOFF to like a PG movie!
Boomer: It was PG? How could you tell? The dog died.
AL: The mutt didn't just die, the boy didn't want to do it. He had mixed emotions about it.
Loyd: But it was a good movie.
AL: I told you that I don't like Disney! Especially that Ol'Squealer!
Boomer: *points to the baggage claim* Ooooo! My laptop! There it is!
Loyd: Do ya think we'll be waiting long?
AL: We always wait long in an airport. Be it Japan or New York, they will never do things right the first time. Now where's my bag?
Peter Bandit: *Holding a bag with Propertiy of the Big Show* Is this yours?
AL: GOOD LORD! YOU GOT UGLY! It's GREAT to see ya! *Puts Peter in a bear hug*
Peter Bandit: It's good to see you too. Let me go!
Loyd: How long were y'all here?
Peter Bandit: Not too long. You know me.
Boomer: Hey! They lost my disk! Huh? YAY! YOU'RE HERE!!!
Peter Bandit: Boomer! You're still with that thing?
AL: You should see the little thing he came up with while surfing the net. It looks... Wierd.
Peter Bandit: I don't doubt it. Let's get to the pad and we'll talk. *passes AL his bag*
Loyd: Did ya see muh bag?
Peter Bandit: Not yet. These airports are getting slower by the day.
AL: That's what I said! Do you mean we have to wait?!
Peter Bandit: I don't do "Wait". Let's just socialize.
AL: *to Loyd*I love how he thinks. *to Peter* Let's do it!
Loyd: What about muh bag?
AL: It's your bag. wait a while. We'll be back.
Boomer: I'll stay with Loyd!
Peter Bandit: Works for me. We'll just get something to eat.
AL: Chill for a spell, while we do the 20.
Loyd: Ah hate when he does that. What did he say, Boomer?
Boomer: Back in 20 minutes...
Loyd: Sounds about right...
*The snack bar*
AL: *Looking at his meal* This looks like part of a Hot Wheels steamroller.
Peter Bandit: Is there something wrong with your sushi?
AL: Sushi? Is that what it is? DAMN! Where's that book?
Peter Bandit: It's raw fish.
AL: What? Raw? They don't even cook it?
Peter Bandit: This coming from a guy who drinks his eggs? It's good!
AL: First off, I put in some Stacker 3, and second, you got a point. *Pops it into his mouth* Gk!!!
Peter Bandit: Are you alright? *looks at the sushi* Oh. You got a spicy one, didn't you?
AL: Wa... Wa... Water!!!
Peter Bandit: *passes AL a glass* Here you go. Maybe you need a little more education on what's eatable around here.
AL: *Downs the glass* Ugh! You damn skippy... That was spicier than Jorge's house special. AND I WANT MORE!!!
Peter Bandit: *Smiles at his friend's remark. Then senses something dark* *to himself* What was that? It felt like that Diva girl that Andy talked about yesterday. *to AL* Guess we'd better get back to the others.
AL: Huh? Oh Right! *to the chef* Pack up a few more dozen for me and keep the change!
*Loyd and Boomer finally recieve Loyd's bag and is ready to leave*
Boomer: Hey! I just found that spot I was looking for on the net!
Loyd: Where is it?
Boomer: I don't know. My Japanese is a little rusty.
Loyd: I hope you get it soon. Ah did wanna see one of these clubs.
Boomer: I will! Moment time! *Plants his face on his moniter*
*Peter and AL head back to baggage claim*
Peter Bandit: *to himself* There's that feeling again. It's close. I hope it doesn't bother me while I'm here with AL & Friends...
*A rather peculiar woman dressed up like an airplane jumps out in fromt of AL and Peter*
???: I found you! I found you! Now you're going to crash and burn!
AL: Who the hell is you?!
Peter Bandit: I think this lady has a few screws loose. Let's just ignore her.
???: Oh no you don't! You won't leave alive! *Fires a Gyro disk*
Peter Bandit: LOOK OUT! *Slices the blade in half with his claws*
AL: Is it just me, or do you have some of the wierdest people wanting to kick your ass!?
Peter Bandit: I'll have to tell you about this later. Right now it's me she wants. Get the others and meet me outside!
AL: Are you kidding?! Only in a place like this can you open a can of whoop ass in public and get away with it! I wanna kick some ASS!!! *starts to attack their attacker* I got a present for you, sweety!
???: HEY! WHO ARE... *takes a direct hit in the kisser sending her flying*
AL: You know what your problem is?
Peter Bandit: Uh... What?
AL: You do all your fighting with your pie hole. Grow some balls kid!
Peter Bandit: Right...
???: Ow! Now I'm MAD!!! *starts to attack the duo*
??!: E-M BLASTER!!! *an electro-magnetic beam hits the enemy*
Peter Bandit: Where did THAT come from??
AL: Don't look at me.
??!: I did! But that machine is only stunned! Finish it!
Peter Bandit: OILER? How did you...
AL: What did I say about flapping your gums? Make with the Voodoo thingy!
Peter Bandit: Right! *Begins his chant to summon energy* FINAL BEAM! *shoots a beam of energy at the monster*
???: WHAT?!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Blows up*
Peter Bandit: When did you get into town?
OILER: I was on the previous flight. They were detaining people inside the plane which I was on. I had to discover what the commotion was.
AL: Good thing you came in. But you still would've had your asses kick if I hadn't represented.
Peter Bandit: This is AL. He's from LA.
OILER: I understand. I will leave now.
Peter Bandit: Actually, I was wondering if you had some time to investigate a few things with me and a few friends.
AL: You got a posse wit ya? You gots to include me!
Peter Bandit: What kind of vacation would that be?
AL: You know that we know that when you're around, it doesn't stop with just kickin' back at the pad. That's why came pissin over Hawaii! For the action!
Peter Bandit: I guess. So OILER? Can you help us?
OILER: Sure. I'm only here for a while, so I don't see anything interfearing.
Peter Bandit: Perfect! We'll be heading off to a place called the Cherry Hill Temple. You can meet us there. I have to drop off a few things at my beach house.
OILER: Cherry Hill Temple? I'll be there. *shakes Peter's hand*
Peter Bandit: Just like old times. Let's get to it.
OILER: Affirmative. *leaves*
AL: Let's pick up those Tardy boyz and get to business.
Peter Bandit: Right. Let's get going.
*The two inform Loyd and Boomer of what happend. Now the real question remains. Who was that mysterious Diva and what are her intentions? Find out in the next chapter*
End of Chapter 2
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