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Things You'll Never Hear on Stargate SG-1

  • "Wow, Teal'c, that was the funniest joke I've ever heard! Got any more?"
  • "Carter, why isn't the gate working?" "It wasn't plugged in, sir."
  • "Well, General, we went to this planet, discovered a race of perfectly happy people, said hi, ate dinner and came home, all safe and alive."
  • "SG-9 went to P3X-1234, discovered a problem, fixed it without needing SG-1 to come and rescue them, and came home, alive."
  • "You know, there's something about Apophis that I really miss."
  • "Apophis! Is it really you!? Come here and gimme a hug!"
  • "Hi. I'm Teal'c. Not only am I a member of the Hair Club For Men, I am also the president."
  • "Apophis, you look different. Did you do something to your hair?"
Jonas is from Kelowna! This is only funny for Canadians, but I'll explain it to the rest of the world. You see, Kelowna is a city in British Columbia, Canada. It is well-known for its fruit, especially apples. Lots of people go to Kelowna in the fall just to visit the orchards. I think it's really funny that they named a planet Kelowna!



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