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| The Owl Gazette |
| ISSUE: 63 PAGE: 4 |
| Huff House Working on TT
John Chang Hufflepuffs are working on creating the January issue of TT. It should be out around, February 1st. New reporters give you the style on new hair textures and the scoop on news around the Wizarding World. It's back and better than ever. I'm soo not spoiling the whole thing. Have fun reading TT!! |
| Hufflepuff House Three Word Story.
TK was on American Idol yesterday. Sadly she forgot her lines. So she improvised with using her flashcards. However they were written in Japanese. So she ate a magical muffin to help her remember the lyrics, but it backfired and she was locked in a crazy people ward, since she's crazy She started hallucinating Ron kissing her. Ron and Darby sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. RON LOVES DARBY!!!!! Since he appeared as a male stripper. Ron found it extremely disturbing and decided he needed to get TK a better job. So he took out his cellphone and called the job application place. Then he sent TK to the best job place to become a porta-potty cleaner. Since there was a shortage of porta-potties, he decided that he better go order another round of porta-potties. However, they seemed too small for anyone to use so Ron decided he should try to use it. But he was too afraid to go. So Darby had to take the porta-potties back. Ron was relieved. He still had to go but he decided to just hold it. Darby threw water to annoy Ron. She could tell it annoyed him but she knew he was going to get her back for that. Darby wasn't worried but she didn't know that he knew Karate. He would never use it. However, Darby decided to punch the air in great disgust. Ron approached Darby and gave her a hug because he felt sorry that he almost killed his bladder from not using the porta-potty that was way too small for him. Then he snogged Darby as he held her close. Only he found she had a cold which she gave to him. They sneezed and coughed very loudly. But their love made them a beautiful baby girl. They love it and care for it with all of their hearts. The next day they named her Rorby because that was a mix of their names. Darby really liked her precious baby but ended up getting pregnant again! She was dreaming of Ron and there was no chocolate cake so that's how it ended up becoming the greatest in baked goods ever! |
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| Valentine's Day in Ravenclaw
by Summer Levy February 14th is coming up yet again. Generally known as Valentine's Day, we in Ravenclaw prefer to refer to it as the 28-day (one month) mark before Pi Day, which is on March 14th (3.14). Going back on topic....I went around Ravenclaw asking my fellow housemates about their plans for this day. "Well, I'm gonna get some chocolates and EAT them!" - Arya Drottningu, 2nd year "I'm going to bake something or go out candy shopping to stuff people's lockers! Then eat whatever's left over..." - Erica Lovegood, 2nd year "I'm anti Valentine's Day so I will be reading and hopefully avoiding people." - Isabella Talis, 4th year "[I'm anti Valentine's Day] too! The most 'Valentine's Day' I'll go is reading a romance novel...and maybe eating some extra candy." - Ashley Perkins, 4th year Unfortunately, it seems as if the male population of Ravenclaw have decided to hide themselves as I collected this information. But, as for myself, I will buy some candy and leave it in the Common Room for sharing. Then I'll hopefully catch up with some homework. Although not much is planned in Ravenclaw for Valentine's Day, I do know, however, that we will enjoy the fact that Pi Day is coming up... |
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| Rumors From the Paddington Privvy
Paddington Privvy As every month so far in its existence, the House of Paddington is jammed packed with the rumors that I feel obligated to release to the rest of the castle. I'll start out at the top, rumors from the House PMA. It is said that Yaxley Chambers, one of the few Paddington males who hasn't paired off with one of the ladies, is the heartthrob of two members of the Paddington staff! Yax and Katie Sawyer were seen flirting at the Paddington Quidditch Party! Meanwhile, Lana Laramie seems to be smitten for the Senior Prefect. Rumor has it that she dumped Mort for the Prefect! Rumor also says that Mort is plotting his revenge against Chambers! Look out Yax! In other gossip, it appears that Professor Tom Riddle has been partaking in some foul-play with the assigned Assistant Heads of House in Paddington! First we had Professor Haddington who, rumor has it, was gaining too much influence in the House so that the Head of House disposed of her! Next was Professor Montgomery who's excuse for leaving was a heavy workload, but rumor has it she was afraid of upsetting the Dark Lord!! Now it's Professor Morgan, who hasn't been seen in the house in weeks! What Professor Riddle has done to her can only be imagined! That's all from Paddington this month! Until next time, stay safe!! |
| Darby craved for some chocolate cake. Only because she hadn't had some inn almost a year. So she took the biggest piece she could find and at the whole thing. It made her very sick and she had to go to the hospital so that the doctor could help her feel better and give her what she needed to feel well enough to have her baby!! She gave birth the next day to a boy! Then she woke in the dorms because it was smelly in the hospital and she really didn't want to stay there. The babies name was DJ and Rorby or something like that. Rorby and DJ love to dance and sing songs all day long. Rorby also liked everything she was not. DJ, however was very conceited! They took after their crazy father! And loved their crazy dog. They loved all of their toys so much that they kissed them every day until they got moldy. Darby was not happy with the habit the boys got from Ron so she locked him up in his room until he learned to behave like a crazy monkey!
When he ate es cargo and didn't like it. but he threw up and had to go to the bathroom. He up-chucked a lot of stuff and then he ran downtown where he saw that Zoey was shopping and wondered why she was dancing in the middle of the Subway! People were staring at the monkey with boots that was standing on Zoey's head with Darby and Ron chased her through a corridor whacking the monkey with his wand singing Christmas music and buying all the chocolate they could eve eat. But then suddenly everyone just sat in the street and watched as three big lions were about to flip their hair. |
| Snape Secretly Passes out Love Potion Rat Squealer(S) For years we've had to listen to lectures on the reason why making 'love' potions is hardly a serious art. For years we've had to listen to "no Potion Master' worth is salt would even bother with such drivel." For years we've had to find ingreditents, how to's and other things regarding making said potion by sneaking around and hiding it all. Well, this reporter has discovered the Professor Severus Snape has been making and prefecting this potions for YEARS! He's been passing it out among his students for generations! This certainly explains some of the odd couplings around here, warning...dont' drink anything a Slytherin offers you, no matter how 'friendly' they seem! |
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