by Gred Weasley
So everyone knows I�m a little bit crazy, ok a lot crazy. I�ve proven to be the comic relief for a lot of people around PAD�s, and I know that only I can be someone�s Huggabunch, Aquaman, Dead Man, and Dory the Tuna, and er�Auds� court jester. Why not be the comic relief for all of PAD�s? Here are some of the well, quite common hilarities of Greddy, with others guest starring of course.
Me: Would it kill you to grow up a little?
Myself: Would it kill you NOT to get your pants in a twist?
I: Will you two shut up!!!
*Luna Lovegood laughing*
Me: What is so funny!?!?
Myself: Have you looked in mirror lately?
I: Oooo burn....
*Luna Lovegood laughing more*
Me: I still don't get what's so funny!!!
Myself: That means you still haven't looked in the mirror!!!
I: Hey! His crown is stylish!
Luna Lovegood: Your crown makes the Joker's hat look good!
Me: How dare she!!
Myself: I thought that was funny....
I: Hehe...
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Me: I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! and guess what's inside it?
Myself: Here's a wild guess...dirt.
I: Well that would the smart guess.
Me: How did you know?!
Myself: I'm Psychic.
I: ....
Luna Lovegood: Gred, should I be afraid?
Gred Weasley: ....afraid of what?
Me: Of what?! You ya loony!
Myself: Why should be a afraid of me?!?! ... duckies!! See I had duckies and I turned out just fine.
I: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Well that�s it this time ladies and gentlemen! Now I have a few last words to say�or quote actually. �I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.� Oscar Wilde.
No mirrors, crowns, jars of dirt, duckies, or Lovegoods were harmed in the making of this article�..I think�.
By The House of Ravenclaw
The eagle is a beautiful symbol of freedom and flight. Whenever the sky is clear he eats snakes and smaller mammals. He swoops up to the heavens and spreads its wings. After the eagle flies up into the air, the eagle dives and ducks under the branches to the nest of another eagle, where it tried karate! That was a very stupid because the other eagle didnt like karate! Then, he was angry because the other eagle killed his great uncle Sam! A member of Ravenclaw. So the eagle became extremely sorry that it didn't kick the other hufflepuff eagle. Why would he apologize? He was already better than the hufflepuff eagle. Because of his shiny medal that symbolized the heroism of the famous Godric Ravenclaw Gryffindor. He was the only living descendant of the miraculous Rowena Gryffinclaw so he planned to do away with the Hufflepuff leader named Henry Bacon.
By Riley West
1.) Hogwarts has the best professors in the world!
2.) There are lots of cool classes to choose from!
3.) You make lots of amazing friends!
4.) We have the best Head Girl!
5.) You can do a lot of stuff to earn your house points towards the House Cup!
6.) Quidditch (Need I say more?)
7.) We have a great Summer Club!
8.) We will soon be adding a 6th House!!
9.) We have great end-of-term banquets!
10.) Our Headmistress is awesome!
By Ronald Weasley
The things you should and shouldn't do to impress your date. Don't even think about doing the things that wouldn't impress the girl. The goal here is to get another date with this woman, or possibly marrying her.
#1- Give you're girl flowers to show you care for her
Don't give her a real live grizzly bear.
#2- Pay for dinner and all the activities you do
Don't make her pay when neither of you has the money.
#3- Make sure you compliment your girl about how nice she looks
Don't say the dress she's wearing makes her look fat.
#4- Show your girl a good time by letting her choose what you do.
Don't do the things YOU want to do.
#5- Make sure you remember all important events that happened in your relationships.
Don't forget the events and then lie to her saying you remembered.
By Ava Black
10. It is forbidden
9. Centaurs
8. Gwarp
7. It is DARK
1. Giant spiders
5. Flying Fords
4. Dark Lord�s
3. You might get lost
2. You might get found
1. Detention with Prof. Riddle
By Hilary Stevens
1. SPAM!
2. Smileys
3. Counting to 100,000
4. What Are You Listening To?
5. Fred's Shrine
6. MY Laughter
7. Post One Word At A Time
8. Sly Can't Stop The Beat!
9. Ninja Challenge!
10. The Banning Game
By: Myrrima Goldenleaf
10. Knockturn Alley Mall
9. Hogsmeade Mall
8. Madame Puddifoot's
7. The Hog's Head
6. Diagon Alley Mall
5. The Great Hall
4. Zonko's
3. The Three Broomsticks
2. The bulletin board
1. the RCR
By: Myrrima Goldenleaf
The scent of growing things fills the air
As little green fingers peer up through melting snow
Reaching towards the bright orb in the sky
That warms the earth and wakes everything up
Little green buds appear on gray, dead-looking trees
Soon to pop open and unfurl their leaves
To soak in the sunlight and the warmth
And turn everything green
A twittering song is now heard
Floating and flying on the wind
The pretty little song birds are returning
To their warm summer homes
Ah, and so soon now does the sun
Show its bright shiny face
And greets each morning with a smile
As it steadily warms up the air
The breeze that hits me will soon smell of morning dew
And of flowers sending their lovely scents far and wide
For spring will soon be coming to bring us on a merry ride
And show that through the winter none of their spirits had died
By: Myrrima Goldenleaf
Teeth chatter wildly
As cold air bites the flesh
It doesn't hit you mildly
But storms through thick wool mesh
The snow it blows across the sky
The ice it rains down hard
Do build up in piles high
And puts everyone on their guard
The roads are now slick with ice
With wheels slipping and sliding
Accidents are seen, many pay a price
And may send many into hiding
But through all the glimmering snow
Which wakes up each morning with a cold smile
Can't hide the red of a robin you know
Who can keep you cheery for a while
Other enjoyments the winter does bring
After all troubles are forgotten
There is ice skating and sledding that will fling
That remind you that winter is not rotten
So go out, have fun, and smile
And try not to worry
For winter won't always be in style
And spring will come in a hurry
by: Riley Jake
1) Actively post in your CR! Participate in conversations, or simply spam in the spam threads to help the post count.
2) Attend Quidditch games that your house plays in.
3) Complete the Monthly Challenges! (500 free points every month!)
4) Join a club, or do some lessons (more points!)
5) Write submissions for your house newspaper, and the OG. (even more points!)
6) Join your house's Quidditch team!
7) Attend schoolwide events and show your school spirit!
8) Wear clothes in your house's colors
9) Volunteer to become a mentor in your house, if there is a mentor program
10) Welcome newbies to your house!
By Hilary Stevens
1. Leah Black
2. Kristin Johnson
3. Gawyn Crossguard
4. Professor Opal
5. Hermy_own Granger
6. Roxanne Whitez
7. Megan Miller
8. Kalie Black
9. Audrea Martin
10. Felicity_Hedwig
By: Myrrima Goldenleaf
10. "Death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore
9. "Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." - Fred and George Weasley
8. "No, but I will write to your mother." - Hermione Granger while threatening Ron
7. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." - Harry Potter
6. "Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir." -Draco Malfoy
5. "Proud? Are you crazy? All those times i could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." - Harry Potter
4. "I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher." - Prof. McGonagall
3. "I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." - Ron Weasley
2. "Oh, very good. Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Severus Snape
1. "I've been able to see them ever since my first year here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." - Luna Lovegood
By Luna Lovegood and Arya Drottningu
We decided to see what students in Ravenclaw taste like, and this is what we came up with:
Arya: chocolate
Emily: I taste like jellybeans. It depends on my mood which one I taste like. If I'm happy I taste like pink, if I'm sad I taste like blue, if I'm angry I taste like red and if I'm calm I taste like yellow. You know, like a mood ring changes colour, I change flavour
Dawlish: Shiny cake
Jacyn: dark chocolate coated pretzel stick. Somewhat sweet, bitter, salty, and crunchy.
Erica: ice cream. Many flavors like Emily
Jolie: crepe
Luna: cookies
Summer: apples
Ashleigh: strawberries
Ariene: grapes
Joe: strawberries
Paris: chocolate
By Luna Lovegood and Arya Drottningu
We decided to see what students on the Bulletin Board taste like, and this is what we came up with:
Eki: curry
Gred: bacon
Sasha: llama
Keato: grapes, cookies, or muffins
Jen Kull: either a Jennifer apple or an Empire apple
