| The Owl Gazette |
| Issue 47 October 2007 E |
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| Top Ten; Candy Style
By Narcissa-Rae Crystal, Candy Specialist 10. Peppermint Toads, not a popular choose among students. I guess they don't like the peppermint-y taste 9. Fizzing Whizbees, only skating by on ice, to come in 9th place. I thought students like the "Fizzing" affects 8. Ice Mice, what a surprise. You know I think it is mildly enjoyable to watch peoples teeth squeak, and chatter 7. Skiving Snackboxes, if you want to get out of a class, just grab a skiving snackbox filled with puking pastilles, fainting fancies, fever fudge, and nosebleed nougats. I'm sure you'll enjoy all of those. 6. Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, what happened to the yummy gummy taste? I thought gum had that affect on students. What's going on with civilization lately 5. Licorice Wands, I would have thought that to be number 1. I mean who doesn't want to be a little wizard/witch playing with a fake wand again. I mean you can't do that know with all the seriousness, of a real wand 4. Acid Pops, oh no. I thought people liked getting holes threw there tongues! 3. Chocolate Frogs, ribbit! Now you can have your frogs...chocolate style 2. Bertie Botts' Every Flavored Beans, Watch out for that... aw man Spinach! Try getting Chocolate, next time. 1. Sugar Quills, Bored in class, just grab a sugar quill, and suck the sugar, and sweetness out of it. The professor's won't even care. They look like real writing quills anyways! They actually make you look like your thinking. |
| Top 10 reasons why birthday parties are so much fun
By Ronald Weasley 1. You get to see Ron in a dress 2. You get to eat yummy cake. Also known as a sugar God to Ron. 3. Opening presents. Unless it turns out to be underwear. 4. Free food. It�s about the only place you can get free food anymore. 5. Catch up on newsworthy gossip. Or should I say time for Zoey to catch up on newsworthy gossip. 6. Fun games. Namely, spin the bottle. 7. Your friends will be there to join the fun. 8. You are worshipped for one whole day. 9. You�ve waited all year for this day. 10. You get to boss people around all day and get away with it. |
| How you see that you�re a Snape Fan
{http://www.geocities.com/mrsrickman/Page16.html} By another young Slytherin You dye your hair black You start wearing long black swishy cloaks You change your name to Severina Snape You tell people you have just meet that your second name is Rickman You become a potions mistress You become interested in magic You write fanfiction about him, and you are the heroine If it's about Snape you make sure you save him You scowl at everyone, particularly children You've spent an extortionate amount of money on Alan/Snape memorabilia You make your own cardboard stand-up Snape You have hundreds of printed out pictures of him in a file You have his poster on your bedroom/other wall You try to get your boyfriend to look like him (make him grow his hair long) You call your budgie Severus You are convinced that you and Severus knew each other in a previous life You make yourself a Snape costume complete with all the buttons down the sleeves You hope he'll dump his Mrs then you can marry him You often refer to Snape as Severus, Sevvie, Sevvi-poo or the Master You start an odd hobby of collecting dead creatures and plants and preserving them in jars And you display them in your newly decorated dungeon style living room for all to see You start humming the Harry Potter theme at regular intervals You are chuffed at being sorted into Slytherin on the official Harry Potter site Your ideal man is tall, dark and miserable ohmy.gif) You keep doing the Professor Snape finger twitching You start to wear odd looking black contact lenses hoping that you look mysterious You have your hair cut like Snape's You decide to become a science teacher You start to speak rather odd, in a spooky and slow manner You get a nose job (if you are that nuts) You make 'I love Snape' badges or 'Snape for prime minister' and sell them on eBay You travel half way across the world just in hope you will catch a glimpse of him at Westminster Abby when filming Harry Potter You make a wand (just like Snape's) You write poetry about Snape You've seen either Harry Potter films more than three times, (telling everyone that you like it for its creative value, not cuz of Professor Snape) You buy a long dark grey wool coat like the one he wears during Quidditch You suddenly decide finger-less mittens are trendy At Halloween you dress up as Snape and scare all the little tots into giving you their sweets You wonder what Snape's middle name is |
| 10 ways to keep busy in Hufflepuff
By Ronald Weasley 1. Write OG/TT articles 2. Annoy Lockhart. (only when you get in trouble is when you stop.) 3. Spam up Zoey�s place. (When she�s not around of course.) 4. Create new rpgs. 5. Get post happy in the games. 6. Mess with peoples siggie (appropriately of course.) 7. Help out the house anyway you can. 8. Turn in lessons to earn points for Huff. 9. Earn points for the Point Brawls. 10. Flood peoples locker. |
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| TOP TEN CANDY
By Rose Weasley 1) Chocolate Frogs 2) Acid pops 3) Bertie Botts every flavored beans 4) jelly slugs 5) Sugar Quills 6) Fizzing Whizbees 7) Drooble's Gum 8) ice Mice 9) Cockroach Clusters 10) Licorice wands |
| A Slytherin's TOP Ten Favorite Things About Halloween
By Jennifer Kull (JUNK) 10. smelling the autumn air 9. the festive feel and activity everywhere 8. haunted houses 7. PRANKS! 6. jack-o-lanterns 5. Watching the cute kids walk around in their own costumes 4. getting scared 3. Dressing up in costumes 2. the spookiness of being out late at night 1. CANDY |
| Top 10 Pictures in the School
By Alex 10.Picture of Professor Trelawney above North Tower 9. Picture of Professor McGonagall above the 6th floor corridor 8. Picture of The Dursleys above Entrance Hall 7. Picture of Professor Snape 6. Picture of Lucius Malfoy 5. Picture of Harry Potter in Hall of Fame 4. Picture of Albus Dumbledore 3. Picture of Alba Dumbledore on the Main Site Page 2. All pictures in The Art Club Hall of Fame 1. All pictures in Professor Alba Dumbledore's office |
| TOP Ten Halloween Costumes for Muggle Girls
By Areyna Havic 1. Barbie 2. Angel 3. Cat 4. Ballerina 5. Pop Star 6. Little Red Riding Hood 7. Cow Girl 8. Fairy 9. Witch 10. Dorothy |
| TOP Ten Halloween Costumes for Muggle Boys
1. Pirate 2. Mummy 3. Zombie 4. Ghost 5. Cowboy 6. Police Officer 7. Wrestler 8. Super Man 9. Spider Man 10. Vampire |
| TOP Ten Most Annoying things to get for Halloween
By Areyna Havic 1. Pennies 2. Apples 3. Raisins 4. Advice 5. Canned Food 6 Stickers 7. Coupons 8. Toothbrush 9. Popcorn 10. Anything Homemade |
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| Top Ten Candies
By a Crafty Crane 10. Acid Pops 9. Ton Tongue Toffee 8. Fizzing Whizbees 7. Pepper Imps 6. Tooth flossing String mints 5. Cockroach Clusters 4. Ice Mice 3. Drooble�s Best Blowing Gum 2. Chocolate Frogs 1. Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans |
| TOP Ten Grossest Candies
By Areyna Havic 1. White Chocolate Maggots 2. Hose Noses 3. Sour Flush Candy 4. Cockroach Clusters 5. Goblin Candy 6. Poop Candy 7. Ear Wax Candy 8. Worm Guts candy 9. Candy Scabs 10. Ear Hair Candy |
| Top Ten Best Halloween Surprises
By Jennifer Kull (JUNK) 10. friends coming up behind you and scaring you 9. cornfield walks 8. people who hop out of random places 7. haunted forest walks 6. random screams being heard in the distance 5. sharp electrical objects coming to life when you come close 4. scare crows that move when you get close to them 3. finding a jar of eyeballs 2. hand coming out of a bowl of popcorn/candy 1. being able to scare someone else |