The Owl Gazette
Issue 45           August 2007            E
4 Top Ways to Annoy People on the Beach
by Andromeda Tonks-Black

1) Act like a sea gull.
2) Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
3) Go swimming in a full business suit. If people
notice, act like they're the weirdos.
4) Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as you can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some music
Top 10 ways to be cool
By Ronald Weasley

1. love Ron to death
2. Be kind of nice to Zoey =P
3. Help out the house in any way you can
4. Earn millions and millions of points for the house
5. don�t worship Zoey
6. be friendly only to either your gf or the newbies
7.  grab as much attention as you can
8. Pick on people who deserve it
9. Wear the right clothes (preferably what Ron wears)
10. dye your hair and become a redhead like Ron
11. write articles for the OG and TT
12. hang out with only the other cool kids
Top 5 Reasons Why HP 7 is Awesome
By Andy Tonks-Black

1) The reference to the "Snape Shaped" hole in the window
2) The reappearance of Dumbledore!
3) Neville kills a Snake! Totally cool!
4) Ron and Hermione are FINALLY together
5) Now we know the whole story!
Top Ten Reasons to Stay Up All Night Reading HP #7
By Billy Raven

1.) No one can spoil the ending for you.
2.) It won't be a school night.
3.) Be the first to be 'in the know'.
4.) Help explain it to the more Muggle-thinkers.
5.) Its a competition with your friends.
6.) What friends? Why do you think I am reading by my self all night?
7.) You want to make sure your fav didn't bite the dust.
8.) You can rub it in to your friends that you are done with it.
9.) You got to sneak it back on the library book shelf before someone finds it missing!
10.) Simple, (points to your self) HP fan!
Top 20 Ways to Avoid Homework at ALL Costs
By the House of Ravenclaw

1. Blame this site for taking up so much of your time
2. Keep putting it off until the weekend, then come back and say "But it
was the weekend!!"
3. Claim that your dog/cat/fish/guinea pig/horse/etc ate it
4. Get the whole class to ask for an extension.
5. Get the whole class to claim that there was no homework given
6. Don't do the homework, and then copy a friend�s.
7. Get a friend to do it in the first place
8. Ask your teacher for every answer, saying you need "help"
9. Say that Jacyn did it but forgot to owl it to me.
10. Put it in you sibling�s folders for homework, have them do it thinking
it's their, then take it back.
11. Drop it in a mud puddle
12. Go on the computer and be in denial that you received h/w
13. How about go on the computer, and have a quick quill do your homework
for you! (In the Wizarding world only, of course!)
14. Throw the homework in the fireplace
15. You have to throw it into the fireplace, and then say that your family
was running out of firewood, and they had to use it
16. Write this on your short story assignment. "Use your imagination!!
Mine's all worn out."
17. Write this on your assignment if your best friend is the person who
wrote "Use your imagination. Mine's all worn out", "What the person said
who said 'Use your imagination. Mine's all worn out."
18. Say to your teacher, "I thought that Albert Einstein said 'Imagination
is greater than knowledge.' So why give us homework?"
19. Bribe the teacher into giving no homework for the whole year.
20. Do all of the above!
You know you�re addicted to PADs when ...
By Olive Snitzberry

1. You talk about PAD's to your family
2. You ponder for weeks about what to wear to the next dance
3. When asked what you did that day you mention going on PAD's first
4. You ask your friends and family to call you by your PAD's name
5. You start calling your RL teachers by PAD's professor's names
6. You wonder if your school offers Summer Potions
7. You think all day about new topics to post
8. You talk in RPG format
9. You write letters to JK Rowling herself, asking her to change Hogwarts a
bit so it has more of the activities PAD's offers
10. You write articles like these!
Top Ten Best Wizard Sweets Found in the Muggle World
By Myrrima Goldenleaf

1. Chocolate Frogs
2. Fizzing Whizbees
3. Exploding Bon-Bons
4. Ice Mice
5. Drooble's Best Blowing Gum
6. Acid Pops
7. Blood Pops
8. Jelly Slugs
9. Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
10. Gummi Rats
Top Ten Games in the RCR
By Myrrima Goldenleaf (with a little help from Arya Drottningu)

1.  Spam - a - lot
2.  Spam - a - lot
3.  The Banned Game
4.  Associated Words
5.  Non-English Post-a-thon
6.  Something about the Person Above
7.  Something about the Person Below
8.  Spam - a - lot
9.  Smilies
10. You're Going to Die in the Deathly Hallows
Top Ten Posted in Games in the RCR
By Arya Drottningu

1.  Spam - a - lot (2,247  posts)
2.  Counting to 100,000 (716 posts)
3.  The Banned Game (479 posts)
4.  Questions Only (290 posts)
5.  Llama Game (206 posts)
6.  Fortunately/Unfortunately (278 posts)
7.  Faces and Smilies (277 posts)
8.  Character Battle Game (272 posts)
9.  Associated Words (143 posts)
10. Something About the Person ABOVE (137 posts)
Top Ten Ways To Annoy The Nurple =)
By Mango

1.) via IM
2.) preferably msn
3.) tell random stuff
4.) ask random questions
5.) confuse her with things she doesn�t know about
6.) tell her to HURRY UP! With whatever she is doing xD
7.) send her 50 smilies in a row =P
8.) tell her she�s not going to MAKE horror movies, but play in them  =D
9.) submit evilistic articles about her to every paper you can find *shifty*
10.) mess around with her Avi when she doesn�t pay attention *hide*
Top Ten Why to Worship Snapiepoo
By Mango & Oreo

1.) he's awesomistic - of course
2.) we love Sera and Snapiepoo will be her husband soon
3.) his classes are most awesomistic if you are a Slytherin
4.) only Slytherins are allowed to call him Snapiepoo =P
5.) worshipping Snapiepoo is a trend for the upcoming millennium xD
6.) he�s a Slytherin....duh
7.) everyone listens when he speaks because the sound of his voice makes us all go awwwww
8.) it is your duty as a Slytherin....and student of every other house to worship him
9.) loving Slytherin MEANS loving Snape
10.) if you don't Sera will get you  :o
Top Reasons Why You Should Want To Be Like Sera
By Mango

1.) she�s the most awesomistic person in the world
2.) even Lockie can�t manage to scare her :P
3.) she has the best plans when it comes to shocking other houses
4.) she was the Points Hunter #1
5.) because her heart is full of snakies ^_^
6.) she�s FMSS
7.) she will get you if she finds out you don�t want to be like her
8.) because EVERYONE wants to be like Sera
9.) you don�t want to miss out on it
10.) because Sera tells you all the time
Top Reasons To Go Outsane

1) you have a PAT
2) and the deadline is tonight
3) you want to have more posts than ANYONE ELSE
4) you can�t find the entry to the Summer Club Tent o.o
5) Professor Lockhart is on your track to give you detention
6) you ARE in detention with Professor Lockhart =D
7) your broom won�t follow your orders where to go to >.<
8) you have to dress. up. o.o
9) you need to RP with Professor Snape, but you don�t have the time
10) Tom is forcing you to wear one of his precious buttons xD
Top Reasons Why Kiley Is Awesomistic

1) she LOVES purple
2) way too much if you ask me o.o
3) she�s the best Raspberry you have ever met
4) what would the Fruit Salad be without her? xD
5) a FPFP with the mind and heart B)
6) she loves to argue, preferably with her favourite Banana girl =D
7) she has crazy kool ideas
8) and a crazy kool storage thingy xD
9) AND the coolest kingdom I have ever seen
10) she�s the best, even if she ends up driving you OUTsane
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