By The House of Slytherin
10. Slytherin: Don't hate us because we're better than you
9. Slytherin...not sorted here? Your stupidity astounds me.
8. Slytherin: Sarcasm Required
7. Slytherin - because who needs bravery, intelligence, hard work, and creativity when you have deadly venom?
6. In Slytherin you'll make your true friends because all the others just suck!
5. Slytherin: Bravery? Pfft, we can BREW that.
4. Slytherin: Because if you don't, we can't insure the safety of your family...
3. Slytherin: When we're good we're good but when we're bad we're even better!
2. Slytherin: The only place better than heaven and more fun than hell.
1. Slytherin: We're not crazy...we're REALITY IMPAIRED!
By the two Queenies
1. Sledgehammer
2. Rocks
3. Rocket launcher
4. Flamethrower
5. Razzy
6. Fists
7. the missing Bludger from the Quidditch match
8. First year Huffies
9. First year Gryffies
10. Sera's Snapiepoo addiction XD
By House of Ravenclaw
1. Honeydukes
2. Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
3. Madam Malkins Robes for All Occasions
4. Ollivander's
5. The Three Broomsticks
6. Madame Puddifoot's
7. Zonko's
8. Quality Quidditch Supplies
9. Flourish and Blotts
10. Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlor
By Zoey Taylor
1. Tell him that you love receiving autographs from him and would like it if he sent you a bunch.
2. Offer to help him sign autographs or books.
3. Buy him a mirror.
4. Tell him you heard PAD say she wished she had a date to the next dance.
5. Offer to be his personal assistant.
6. Tell him that his singing voice is awesome.
7. Give him lots of hair care products.
8. Join his fan club.
9. Tell him you went on a great adventure and would like to tell him all about it.
10. Offer to help open all of his fan mail.
By House of Slytherin
10. Defense Against the Dark Arts, Advanced
9. Potions Through the Ages
8. The Unforgivable Curses
7. Curses to Annoy your Friends
6. The Book of Dark Spells
5. Slytherin Sweets
4. Strange Happenings at Hogwarts
3. Your Personal Guide to Hogwarts
2. Slytherin Poetry Book
1. Yahoo Geocities, for Beginners
By Jess Darkwing
10. Green sunflower
9. Calla Lilies
8. Chamomile - attracts wealth
7. Hyacinth (white) - Loveliness
6. Lily (tiger) - Wealth; pride
5. Dead Flowers
4. Narcissus - Egotism
3. Black Flowers
2. Red Roses
1. Snapdragon � Deception
(In no particular order)
By Jennifer Kull (JUNK)
10. We get to EDIT your signatures!
9. We can TAKE away your avatars
8. We�re ORDERED to regulate your signature SIZES
7. We�re TRAINED on how to yell nicely
6. We get a SECRET section
5. We�re allowed in the LOUNGE
4. We�remadetolearn124lessonsonhowtocorrectlypunishanewbieandthen
wetakeanoathtoneverdisclosewhatisinthoselessons *hides*
3. We�re allowed to EDIT your posts!
2. We�re offered positions to OVERTAKE the world.
1. We�re given the password into the synagogue of PAD�to worship her.
By Zoey Taylor
1. Always use the glomp smilie around him.
2. Tell him that you think you would be better off in another house.
3. Go on strike from your prefect duties.
4. Tell him he should change his look to be a bit more like Professor Snape.
5. Tell him you like Professor Snape better.
6. Tell him his classes are to hard.
7. Start lots of mean rumors about him.
8. Have an autograph burning party.
9. Leave your goats in his office.
10 Give him makeovers.
1. He's hot.
2. He's cool.
3. He's sexy.
4. He's charming.
5. He's got dreamy eyes.
6. He smells awesome.
7. His smile is to die for.
8. He is very physically strong.
9. He is the epitomy of the word handsome.
10. He will make your heart flutter when he gazes into your eyes.
11. He�s got connections in high places.
12. He�s gonna be the greatest & most feared wizard of all time.
13. He�s very generous to those he favors.
14. He likes to flirt back & is very good at it.
15. He has his own fan club.
16. He's the leader of the most powerful group in the world.
17. He's always the center of attention where ever he goes.
18. He will give you one of his awesome buttons to wear.
19. He has the girls in Slytherin fighting over him.
20. He's Tom Riddle.
By House of Ravenclaw
1. Professor McGonagall
2. Professor Flitwick
3. Professor Dumbledore
4. Professor Moody
5. Professor Lupin
6. Professor Slughorn
7. Professor Firenze
8. Professor Snape
9. Professor Umbridge
10. Professor Hagrid
By Ava Black
1. Good Friends
2. A happening Common room
3. Everyone here is creative
4. Spam
5. Prof. Ripley is the Most Wonderful HOH
6. Sam Craft � sometimes (hehe)
7. A great quidditch team
8. The house cup is close
9. Did I mention spam
10. We are wonderful � what else can I say!
By Jennifer Kull (JUNK)
10. BLACK. Your mother�s a widow�or is planning a murder.
9. SHARP OBJECTS. She may need a promise about being able to punish you�just
hide it afterwards.
8. PICTURE. Even Slytherin Moms respect these.
7. CHOCOLATE. Duh? Female?
6. JEWELRY. Studs, mostly, �cause diamonds are for good girls.
5. GREEN. Duh? Slytherin?
4. HAIR COLOR POTIONS. No, Mom, you are not getting up in years�
3. MONEY. Still a bit green with greed?
2. FAMILY OUTTING. I hear cemeteries are VERY in style at the moment.
1. HARRYPOTTER BOOK. So you and your mom can both daydream in the same
world.
1. Slytherin House Cup 2005-2006
2. Slytherin Quidditch Cup 2005-2006
3. Honor Roll Students : ANY year
4. J.K. Rowling : For introducing all of us to the wonderful world of �Harry Potter�
5. Anything that Slytherin has won
By Ronald Weasley, the Hufflepuff Heartthrob
1. Tidy up your dorm. I know this sounds pathetic, but, when you�re really bored, you�ll do anything to beat the boredom. Who knows what you�ll find under your bed.
2. GUYS ONLY: Flirt with every girl you see in the school. You never really truly know how many girls there are at Hogwarts, unless you hunt for them for game.
3. Play pranks on all the Professors. Sure, you�ll get in lots of trouble doing this�.unless you get caught of course. But if you do get caught, then, you�ll be bored again, and it would�ve been pointless to do this in the first place.
4. Play Ding dong ditch. I know this is a third grade game, but it�s a simple but humorous game you can play to keep the good times rolling. Sure the victims won�t find this very funny, but you sure will.
5. Raid the kitchen. Find all the food you can stock up on without the house elves catching you. What could make the time fly faster then stuffing your face.
6. Write OG and Magazine articles. This idea pretty much explains itself.
7. Race around the corridors. You could get in major trouble for this, but it�ll be fun running in the halls. You can be as clever as you want in this game, like skate down the halls, run backwards, etc.
8. Count the stones in the walls. I know this can be boring after a while, but when you�re bored, you�ll get anything to entertain yourself. Heck. I count the bugs I kill a day, but I�m not getting into that right now.
9. Find out more about me. What could make the time go faster then finding out more about the world famous Hufflepuff Heartthrob.
10. Try to find my new class I mentioned. It might take you a long time, but I�m sure you�ll find it��..eventually.
By House of Slytherin
10. She�s beautiful� duh!
9. She�s smart, she�s witty, and she�s POWERFUL!
8. Lord Voldemort? whatever! *rollseyes*
7. She refuses to be one of his groupies
6. She makes GREAT fan club icons
5. She�s truly evil at heart
4. She the Future World Ruler
3. AND the Future. Something else *coughFMSScough*
2. She can brew glory, cheat death and bakes a MEAN sugar cookie
1. Even Tom needs someone to look up to
By the House of Ravenclaw
1) Tear Stained Letter - Jo-el Sonnier - Country
2) Watching You - Rodney Atkins - Country
3) The Last Dollar - Tim Mcgraw - Country
4) Ready Steady Go - L'arc En Ciel - JPop
5) Haruka Kanata - Asian Kung Fu Generation - JPop
6) Rocks - Unknown Artist - JPop
7) Alyssa Lies - Jason Michle Carrol - Country
8) Iris - Goo Goo Dolls - Rock
9) Streetfight � Hedley - Rock/Pop
10) Wonderful - Chantal Kreviazuk � Rock/Pop
11) Scar Tissue - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Rock
12) I'll Wait For You - Joe Nichols - Country
13) Ladies Love Country Boys - Trace Adkins - Country
14) My Wish - Rascal Flatts - Country
15) Long Trip Alone - Dierks Bentley - Country
16) Photograph ~ Nickleback - Rock
17) Cinderella - Vince Gill - Country
18) I Just Got Back From a War � Unknown Artist - Country
19) Give It Away - George Strait - Country
20) Witchy Woman � Eagles - Country
21) Cherry Pie � Warrant - Classic Rock
22) Free Bird - Lynerd Skynard - Classic Rock
23) Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple - Classic Rock
24) Honkeytonk Badonkydonk - Trace Adkins - Country
25) Rollin' - Big & Rich - Country
26) I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying - Toby Keith - Country
27) Beer For My Horses - Toby Keith - Country
28) Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue - Toby Keith - Country
29) My Little Girl - Tim Mcgraw - Country
30) Hollywood - Number1hater � Rock/Pop
By Anonymous
1. Happy: her snakes will typically be seen lying contently on her head, with an occasional movement.
2. Tired : her snakes droop, hanging off of her head, limp and lifeless
3. Up to Something : Her snakes look in every direction, watching to see who is around
4. Irritated : Her snakes hiss at everyone that gets near her
5. Mad at Sera : Her Snakes Burp while wearing smiles, from the Pop Rocks they ate
6. Narcissistic : That�s all the time. DUH!
7. Grumpy : Her snakes look at you like �I double-dog dare you to come near us
By Jennifer Kull (JUNK)
10. Majesty Aboard You
9. More�s A Yell
8. Most Absolutely YES
7. Maybe A Yeller?
6. Mom�s A YEW
5. Mother�s A Yahoo
4. Might Attract Yuppies
3. Mightn�t Adore You
2. Miles Ahead Yet
1. Millions Are Yachting