The OWL Gazette
Issue Fourty-One        April 2007            F
Top Ten Dips Not to Served at a Party
EH Addams
1.)     Flobberworm cheese dip.
2.)     Nightshade spinach dip.
3.)     Mandrake cheeder dip.
4.)     Gillyweed surprise.
5.)     Armadillo bile cream cheese.
6.)     Belladonna Gouda cheese dip.
7.)     Bezor & spinach guacamole.
8.)     Fluxweed beansprout cheese dip.
9.)     Bubotuber pus wine dip.
10.) Aconite & Baby swiss surprise.
Ten reasons why Hufflepuff is the best!
by London Tipton
1: Nobody has ever been mean to anybody
2: It��s the kindest house in Hufflepuff
3: Everybody helps people out
4: Its fun
5: Zoey is in it
6: Our HOH is famous
7: We have a pirate as a ghost
8: We have goats in out common room
9: You can make great friends in there
10: We have lots of fun!
Top Things you should avoid when you are Tom
By Mendona Brewster

1) Seraphina Rosehill
2) Kiley Blaire
3) a certain vac-cleaner
4) being out in the dark...all by yourself
5) open discussions with Junkette
6) discussions with Junkette in general
7) hugging other girls
8) criticizing Junk hugging other people
9) especially boys
10) Talking about / to Amanda
Top Five Things to Avoid Doing around Easter
EH Addams
1. Use real grass in your Easter basket.
2. Let your Easter eggs sit in the sun for hours.
3. Remove the wrappers of chocolate and not eating it right off.
4. Fight with the Easter bunny for more jelly beans.
5. Eating the chocolate bunny ears from your sibling�s bunnies.
Ten reasons why Zoey Taylor is great.
Written by London Tipton (Hufflepuff)

1: She is popular
2: Ever since I joined I worshipped Zoey
3: Everybody in Hufflepuff (well almost everybody) worships Zoey
4: She is kind
5: She is a prefect
6: She helps out a lot
7: She has purple hair
8: She has 8 goats
9: She is going to rule the world one day (whatever, I am!)
10: I like chocolate. yummy
Top Things to have / be to take over the world
By Mendona Brewster

1) you are a Slytherin. DUH
2) your job is to frighten all Gryffindorks
3) but you are still wonderful
4) to your fellow Snakies
5) you are awesome
6) and the bestest
7) you have red hair
8) you are deeply in love with your HoH
9) you have a siggie with you
clinging to Professor Snape�s foot
10) yes, you are Seraphina Rosehill
�Top 10 Ways to know you�re the Huff Heartthrob�
By Zoey Taylor
1. You have red hair.
2. You like to argue with the prefect that Really rules the CR.
3. You set aside special days for people to hug you.
4 You set aside other special days for people to prank the prefect that really rules the CR.
5. You think your good with makeup.
6. You�ve convinced one person to worship you.
7. You always have a bunch of girls� except for one� chasing after you.
8. You think some people are mean.
9. You threaten people over their goats.
10 You�re always on the lookout for someone getting payback.
Top 10 Easter Symbols
By Kiley Blaire

1. Easter bells
2. Easter lily
3. Easter flowers
4. Pussy Willows
5. Eggs
6. Lambs
7. Rabbits
8. Candles
9. Palm branches
10. Fireworks
Top 10 Reasons Sera Misses Kiley
By Kiley Blaire

1. Because Kiley�s crazy
2. Because Sera�s crazy
3. The hair�c�mon, it�s purple!
4. The eyes too
5. Because Sera needs competition
6. It�s a Slytherin thing
7. Kiley�s awesomistic, of course
8. The Nurple and the Not-So-Senior Prefect
9. Because Kiley adorenders Sera
10. But more importantly, because Sera adorenders Kiley
Ten Reasons Kiley Tries So Hard to be like Sera
By an Anonymous Slytherin

10. Sera is beautiful, and Kiley is jealous
9. Red-heads ALWAYS have more fun
8. Sera is going to rule the world one day
7. Kiley is not happy about having to be the court jester
6. Purple hair is STILL last season
5. Sera is talented, intelligent and super awesome
4. Kiley is jealous of Ms. Perfect Prefect�s, perfectness
3. Sera has her �Evil Prefect Powers�
2. Sera is Captain of the Quidditch Team
1. Because of the initials �FMSS�
Top Ten Games of the Gryffindor Common Room
By Rose Wick

1. Smileys - 44,933 posts
2. SPAM! - 4,546 posts
3. The Banning Game - 4,439 posts
4. Post One Word at a Time - 3,219 posts
5. Confessions- 2,975 posts
6. Count by twos to 100, 00 - 1,759 posts
7. Be Random - 1,351 posts
8. (Song Title)...on a broom - 1,337 posts
9. Questions Only? - 1,270 posts
10. Muggle Inventions - 1,133 posts
Top Things To Do When You Get Sorted
By Kimmie Brandon

1) Introduce yourself
2) Read and Sign all the rules
3) Get yourself a Locker
4) Get yourself a Dorm
5) Go out and join others in whatever they do
6) Join in as many activities as you can
7) Go and explore the castle
8) while you're at it, get your house some points
9) Shop for school supplies
10) Place them in your Locker and sign up for classes
11) HAVE FUN!
Top 10 Reasons Why Chocolate Bunnies Make Better Presents
By Kiley Blaire
(Credit to http://www.prnewswire.com/news/)

1.  Never require feeding or clean up
2.  Are always sweet in nature
3.  Are easy to travel with
4.  Can be shared with your friends and family
5.  Can come to the dinner table
6.  Can't bite back when you nibble on their ears
7.  Don't shed on your Easter clothes
8.  Won't hop out of your Easter basket
9.  Don't need their toenails clipped
10. Don't require bathing
Top Ten Games on the Bulletin Board
By Rose Wick

1. SPAM - 8,341 posts
2. Smilies! - 7,102 posts
3. The Banning Game - 4,974 posts
4. Counting Thread! - 4,789 posts
5. The Staring Contest! - 2,708 posts
6. I'm so DIZZY - 1,277 posts
7. Random Association - 1,107 posts
8. Something About the Person Above - 853 posts
9. SPAMMISH SHOUTING GAME - 709 posts
10. Questions Only - 669 posts
Top 10 Reasons Professor Snape Totally Deserves His Fan Club
By Kiley Blaire

1. He�s head of Slytherin house
2. All Slytherins should have a fan club anyway
3. Sera wanted to be president of it
4. And now she has an excuse to stalk him even more
5. He won it fair and square (barely)
6. It�s proof that Slytherin�s the best
7. Slytherins can build shrines to him now (though Sera already has one)
8. Slytherins are �very clear-headed and rather intelligent.�
9. What�s a great leader without a fan club?
10. And besides�he�s really just a big teddy bear
Top List of Sweets To Shop For
By Kimmie Brandon

1) Sugar Quills *yummi*
2) Drooble's Best Blowing Gum
3) Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
4) Licorice Wands
5) Scones
6) Cookies
7) Muffins
8) Chocolate Frogs
9) Blood Flavored Lollipops
10) Heart-shaped Candy
Top 10 greatest pranks to pull on Teachers and students for April Fools day!
By Ron Weasley

1. When Zoey Taylor, the prefect of Hufflepuff is sleeping, dye her hair red. Now, instead of her being our beloved purple haired prefect, she�ll be a red-head, just like me.

2. When Prof. Lockhart is either out of his chambers or asleep, sneak into his chambers and steal all his hair care products. Hide them around the castle. Sooner or later, he�s bound to find them.

3. Put tiny little plastic black toy dogs in each of Prof. Ripley�s crystal balls so every time she looks into one, it looks like she�s seeing a grim.

4. Take one of your bed sheets and levitate it past Prof. Weasley�s classroom door.

5. While Dakota Tallfeather of Hufflepuff is asleep, take his war paint and paint his whole face different colors. The only bad thing about this prank is that he might put a curse on you for doing that.

6. Write a fake love letter from Tom Riddle to Amanda Dasaro saying Tom wants to take Amanda back. Prepare to see the fireworks when Tom�s girlfriend, Jennifer Kull finds out.

7. Bait Prof. Snape in the dungeon with a Hufflepuff first year. When he sinks his teeth into the first year, the person will deflate. This prank might actually make Prof. Snape extremely hungry and might make him eat a couple Huff. First years. So all first year Hufflepuffs, watch your backs.

8. Replace all of the girls� shoes in Hufflepuff with the Hufflepuff�s boys shoes and hide their shoes throughout the castle. They�ll either be forced to wear our shoes, or they�ll walk around barefoot looking for their shoes.

9. Only a true prankster could possibly pull this one off. Steal each student�s shoes from the whole house and stick every shoes on the Great Hall ceiling. Charm the shoes so that anytime a student or professor walks underneath one, they get hit on the head with a shoe. If you�re successful with this prank, you�ll either not get caught, or you�ll get caught and have to serve detention with Prof. Sanpe.

10. When Maya Parker of Hufflepuff is sleeping, cut most of her hair off and glue chucks of her hair on other peoples head. You might end up in the hospital for this prank, but, it�ll be worth it.
Top 10 Reasons Why Paranormal Phenomenon Is My Favorite Class
By Katlin Sawyer

1. It's taught by the cutest professor here...Prof. Robert Weasley!! <3
2. It's in the dungeons making it super scary but fun!
3. You get to stay up late to do your homework!
4. Not many kids take it so you can be alone with Prof. Weasley a lot!! <3
5. You get to use all kinds of cool equipment that do a lot of nifty things!
6. Prof. Weasley teaches it!! (Oh, wait...I said that already, didn't I? LOL!)
7. You always get cupcakes when you complete an assignment! Yummy!!
8. Prof. Weasley never forgets your name when he calls on you in class! <3
9. You get to go on awesome field trips late at night!
10. The lessons are really cool & the homework is easy!
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