You really don't wanna know....
The Chumlies EXPOSED (hey, it got your attentionm now didn't it...)

Owen Hollywood - Yelling, Faux-Banjo
Alex "Big Poppa Peters" Chumlie - Rhythm, Background Vocals
Greg Chumlie - Percussion, Fuck-ups
Pelvis Ethan Presley, aka - Tyrone Biggones -
Lead Guitar, that nasty solo on "Ghetto Brawl", belief in a thing called love.
No, No, No.... it's like this... The seeing girl, with the going bean.. man...
Did you know?
- Mr. Hollywood is employed by the U.S. government and the state government.  Also, Canada has recently opened it's borders to all residents of Fitchburg.
- Greg Chumlie really isn't a Chumlie at all.  He's a B-Movie Extra on a side gig.  Want to know what his other band is?  Too bad.
- Alex Chumlie is considered the sensitive one of the group. We can't call him "fatty homo emo-lover" without him crying.
- Ethan doesn't drink. Staggering.
- The per capita income of the average Belgian 17 old correlates directly to the average number of drinks Owen consumes at a show if multiplied by a factor of .01789.  You better save that one for Jeopardy.
- The official drink of The Chumlies is Jagermeister. Owen independently endorses Jenkins hard alcohols, Blue Sapphire Gin, and Wal-Mart Brand 70% isopropyl alcohol.
- No animals, plants, or Republicans were harmed in the making of The Chumlies. Unfortunately.
OK, fine... we're a bunch of drunks from Fitchburg.  Well, Owen's from Fitchburg, Greg's from Leominster, Alex is from Ayer, and Tyrone Biggons (aka - Ethan) is from da street with da white powda dat sells!  We all got together somehow... I think it was at an intervention of some sort, anywho, we all got to talking and realized: "Godammit!  There's too many bad bands making bad music just to get laid!" So, we started a bad band to make good music and to get drunk (talk about breaking the paradigm!).  And obviously, there were skeptics.  "Oh, you suck.  By the way, clean your room!", "Why didn't you guys just join a bowling instead", and "Sweat Zombie Jesus, that kid's f-ing drunk!" were just a few of things The Chumlies heard a daily basis... until our big break.  Hey, wait, we still hear that shit on a daily basis, and we haven't had a big break yet. Well, the important thing here is, that... uhh... we're a bunch of drunks from Fitchburg... and we're very singl.. er.. sensitive.  Yes.. that should do it.....
These Chumlies also appear in:

Zippo Raid - Owen Hollywood's other band.
Crimson Court - Greg and Ethan's other band. Alex used to be in it, too.

These Chumlies used to be in:

The B-Movie Extras - Greg, Ethan, and Owen's old band. Owen got kicked out for being "too punk" and they changed their name to Crimson Court
Bovine Discharge - Owen's first band. A ska band from Auburn whose slogan was "Got Milk?" and which covered "Baby Got Back".
Restroom Security - Greg's first band. A complete joke.

These Chumlies have made brief stints in (played a show with or recorded with):

Boiler Animal - Greg and Owen's band between the B-Movie Extras and The Chumlies. God, they were awful.
The Downtrodden - Alex recorded the song "Leave the Light on" for Jonee's Summer 2003 single of the month.
Crimson Court - Both Alex and Owen have made guest appearances on occasion.  (haha owen!)
Former Chumlies:

Joey "Ritalin" Rydell - On drums. Dismissed because Greg stopped being a pussy and because without Greg, we had nowhere to practce.

Pelvis Aaron Presley - On guitar. Never played a show. What a homo.

Ms. Pac-Chumlie - On guitar. Lovely Ms. Pac-Chumlie is a close friend of Alex's and is currently residing in Africa. Bitchin'

Pat Sells Red - On drums. Never practiced or played a show. Damn kids!
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