| How to take over a business if you are a banana or a pillow!! For this you will need the following items:- 1.A whisk 2.A good business head 3. To be a banana or a pillow This is how it goes. Once there were two happy business men who owned a happy little business. They were called Michael and Oliver. They weren't very good at "people skills" and liked to hide away in their office all day every day. One day a banana came to work for their company. He called himself Bill the banana. He had only been working for the company for a few months and already had started to muscle himself in on the management side of the business shouting obscenities such as "eat chicken and ham" and spouting off about other such food-stuffs. The partners wanted him out, they knew he was powerfull. But little did they know of his plans to... TAKE OVER THE WORLD... da da daaa (pictured) |
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| They couldn't stop him. With his raw knowledge and number skills and their lack of people management skills their was nothing they could do. Soon he had taken over the entire company. Out of knowhere emerged a dark character who had obviously been the brains right from the beggining, he was rock solid, you truly wouldn't mess with him, he could break bricks just by peeling them with a whisk! To top it all off he was a pillow. He had a great business head on him (and a lovely telly tubbies cover). The pillow and banana ruled the company for 12 years plotting the expansion which was to help them take over the country. In the nereby village of knobknock a group of kids (which were quite pesky) had grown up near the business 'Pillow and Banana' and knew something was not quite right. "Things aren't quite right" said Dick. "I know" said Fanny "we have to do something about it" said little twat. So Dick, Fanny and little Twat set off to find someone who was going to save them all... Meanwhile Pillow had devised their plan, soon the country would bow down to them. "soon the country will bow down to us" said Pillow "I know" said banana "it said in the story." "Oh" said Pillow. So, klentching his whisk (for brick peeling purposes) they sat down and started to devise their fool proof plan as to how it was exactly going to work. Suddenly, the window smashed open and a mysterious figure flew through the window. It was Super Hall (a super hero, shaped as a Business studies teacher) "I have you know laddy" said Super Hall. As the villains started to open the door to make their getaway they were confronted by Mini-Hall aka Super Jay Coleman! "Innit, mate, off to play pool mate, at drummonds mate" spouted Super Jay Coleman. The villains couldn't stand the crappy townie talk and flew back the way they came, but not even pillow's whisk could save him from the stuttering and annoying dress sense of Super Hall. As they fell to the floor, defeated, the kids (who were quite pesky) arrived to try and unmask the banana and pillow. Unfortunately it turned out that they were just a banana and a pillow! As the police carted the scum away all that could be heard was "and we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids!" With all safe and well our heros return to a life of bikes and playing pool down Drumonds and, as usual, the kids don't even get a thankyou. The moral of this story is, If you are a pillow with a whisk, don't employ a banana to do a job that a pinapple could clearly do much better. Thankyou, hope you enjoyed it. Now Sod off HOME |
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