 | name: joe garfield
age: 16
instrument: drums
hobbies: setting tea parties
with my many stuffed animals
watching paint dry, playing 52
pick up with playboy playing
cards, seeing how long i can
stand on one foot, thinking of
ways to systematically kill my
best friends mother, slipping
rum into tim's soda
and
watching him stumble around
drunk, and, if i have time, play
music
turn-ons: gay sex, sawdust,
drunk girls, photo cakes, fire,
black socks, broken glass,
hammers, double bass pedals,
and of course, tim, jason, and
tom.....mmmmm........ | turn-offs: writing stupid profiles such as this one, hair bands, long walks on
the beach (too sandy), skinny girls, beanie babies (those things fucking freak
me out), people who jog in the morning, good taste, and most of all...YOU!!!
influences: smashing pumpkins, nirvana, white zombie, the ramones, billy idol,
queen, nin,buddy holly
dating status: taken
quote: "millions and millions chase the wild goose tonight. to conquer
lonliness,
theyll chase it all their lives. and when they find it they can just lay
down and die. it seems the game is mostly pointless in the presence
of the prize." - bad religion"
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