She's even been on the Playboy website (clothed, Matt was disgruntled to learn) and she sang in a gap advert last year with Tweet and Mary Anne Faithful. Even after that heinous faux pas, Matt would still happily give her one in the rear, or anywhere else she chose to point.
Why, however, Kate will never understand, as it is her opinion that Taryn is uglier than a sack full of amputated testicular tumors, and has a voice like a cat shitting in a projectile fashion against a wall of carefully places out-of-tune percussion instruments.
Comment: Ahhh yes the one I've been waiting for ever since Crossroads. I thought she was hot then and I now have loads of pics, the dvd, the CD of her band Boomkat (get it, minions) and yeah. She's fit as you like.
Comment: A disappointingly small rack, a chin like a truck and she's so skinny you could play tubular bells on her ribs. But she still has something about her and I probably wouldn't say no. But then. I'm absoloutely desperate.