Oh dear lord. Someone, please tell me, is that the pounding of my heart or the throbbing of my crotch?!

He's one fine piece of ass, is our Wentworth Miller. He was fabulous in Dinotopia, and he also did a little turn in Popular (series one, he played Adam. Not that we watched it with our jaws on the floor or anything. Sweet satutory!)

I don't think I'd be alone in saying that I'd willingly cut off my arm just so I could beat him with it and make him call me mistress.

One day I'm going to marry him and we're going to have very, very beautiful kids.
Kate: 10 out of 10, with some vaginal drooling
Comment: Fuck me! No really. Wentworth, sweetie, if you ever read this - call me, now. Not that you have my number. But your perfection includes telepathy, I'm sure.
Matt: I'm a slut. 10, definately.
Comment: Well, bloody hell, what ever can I say. All you have to do is look at him... Anyone who things he's ugly - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Well then, giddy up. Find me a fitter specimen and I'll pay you.
Victim Number Six...
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