Have you SEEN Cruel Intentions? I have rarely seen such a spankable ass as I have seen him standing next to that pool. It makes me want to walk on water just to give just one of his pert cheeks a squeeze. Grrar.
Ten minutes and one sweat broken later...
Married to Reese Witherspoon, their baby, whatever the fuck it's called, has got to be one gorgeous sonnovabeetch.
And if the rumours of their imprending divorce are true, I can assure you we'll be there with bells on.
I'm sure you can guess WHERE those bells will be. Dirty, dirty people.
Comment: Ahhhh, I remember by first ever urge to grab a bloke by the hips, bend him over my knee and inform him how naughty he is. Good old Cruel Intentions.
Comment: D'ya know how much I hate good ol' Reesey? Legally Blonde was good and all but if I hear that she didn't shag him senseless nightly, she'll have to answer to me. I am big and scary. Boo.