Well, apparently it is, because you were born, and we therefore want to screw you until you pass out in a crying, knackered little heap in the corner with bollocks like sprouts.
Seriously, JT my little fuckbunny, if you let us anywhere near your... bits... Well. Let's just say we can suck a pineapple through a test tube and leave it at that.
Matt can suck start a Mercedes Benz and to be perfectly honest, Kate has a tongue like an olympic gymnast so for the love of God, knock on my door right this fucking instant so that we can ride you like a donkey because neither of us have gotten any between the thighs action for far, far too long. Like a week.
Now.. The out of ten fuckability test...
Comment: My hand is nowhere near your penis, dear. I don't see YOU between Britneys thighs.
Which is a nice link to...
Comment: Pass the kleenex. Katherine, get your hand off my penis, I don't see you in 'NSync.