But apart from the fact she's had Mr Trousersnake wrapped around her little finger, which makes her a godess in our eyes, she's pretty damn sexeh herself.
Fred Durst has shagged a great many women (we'll leave out the obvious "how the fuck?") and he says Britters has the best body he's ever seen. Slinky hips to her... I'm trying to think of something that rhymes with hips but isn't tits. Tits will do. C'mon, she has fabulous knockers.
We would happily drive her crazy. Well, chuck her in the back of a van and drive her down an isolated lane.
Damn her. Damn her to hell and back in a big sexy Audi TT. I hate her for being so perfect, yet I want to tie her to a bed and make her call me Daddy.
Comment: She may be as hot as a Sahara summer but I can't stand her "I'm SUCH a virgin" bollocks. But, I could obviously make an exception. Several times, at least.
Comment: There's not much too her. Massive boobs, an adequate whoopsie, lots of money. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.