HITFIST!
It would have been list, but we enjoy the word fist too greatly.
So, we would hereby like to use this website to stake a claim on the many, many lovely people who we want to kidnap in the darks of night, drag to a seedy motel room and strip them right down to their undergarments. Ha. Who are we kidding? We want to get them butt ass naked and smother them in cream.
And we don't mean the dairy kind.
So, to commence the journey through the depths of our pulsating loins, click the appropriate link below. We thank you.
