� The argument from analogy.
A watch implies a watchmaker, say the creationists. If you were to find a
beautifully intricate watch in the desert, from habitation, you would be sure
that it had been fashioned by human hands and somehow left it there. It would
pass the bounds of credibility that it had simply formed, spontaneously, from
the sands of the desert.
By analogy, then, if you consider humanity, life, Earth, and the universe,
all infinitely more intricate than a watch, you can believe far less easily that
it "just happened." It, too, like the watch, must have been fashioned, but by
more-than-human hands�in short by a divine Creator.
This argument seems unanswerable, and it has been used (even though not often
explicitly expressed) ever since the dawn of consciousness. To have explained to
prescientific human beings that the wind and the rain and the sun follow the
laws of nature and do so blindly and without a guiding would have been utterly
unconvincing to them. In fact, it might have well gotten you stoned to death as
a blasphemer.
There are many aspects of the universe that still cannot be explained
satisfactorily by science; but ignorance only implies ignorance that may someday
be conquered. To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been
premature, and it remains premature today.
In short, the complexity of the universe�and one's inability to explain it in
full�is not in itself an argument for a Creator.
� The argument from general consent.
Some creationists point at that belief in a Creator is general among all
peoples and all cultures. Surly this unanimous craving hints at a greater truth.
There would be no unanimous belief in a lie.
General belief, however, is not really surprising. Nearly every people on
earth that considers the existence of the world assumes it to have been created
by a god or gods. And each group invents full details for the story. No two
creation tales are alike. The Greeks, the Norsemen, the Japanese, the Hindus,
the American Indians, and so on and so on all have their own creation myths, and
all of these are recognized by Americans of Judeo-Christian heritage as "just
myths."
The ancient Hebrews also had a creation tale�two of them, in fact. There is a
primitive Adam-and-Eve-in-Paradise story, with man created first, then animals,
then women. There is also a poetic tale of God fashioning the universe in six
days, with animals preceding man, and man and woman created together.
These Hebrew myths are not inherently more credible than any of the others,
but they are our myths. General consent, of course, proves nothing: There can be
a unanimous belief in something that isn't so. The universal opinion over
thousands of years that the earth was flat never flattened its spherical shape
by one inch.
� The argument of belittlement.
Creationists frequently stress the fact that evolution is "only a theory,"
giving the impression that a theory is an idle guess. A scientist, one gathers,
arising one morning with nothing particular to do, decided that perhaps the moon
is made of Roquefort cheese and instantly advances the Roquefort-cheese theory.
A theory (as the word is used by scientists) is a detailed description of
some facet of the universe's workings that is based on long observation and,
where possible, experiment. It is the result of careful reasoning from these
observations and experiments that has survived the critical study of scientists
generally.
For example, we have the description of the cellular nature of living
organisms (the "cell theory"); of objects attracting each other according to
fixed rule (the "theory of gravitation"); of energy behaving in discrete bits
(the "quantum theory"); of light traveling through a vacuum at a fixed
measurable velocity (the "theory of relativity"), and so on.
All are theories; all are firmly founded; all are accepted as valid
descriptions of this or that aspect of the universe. They are neither guesses
nor speculations. And no theory is better founded, more closely examined, more
critically argued and more thoroughly accepted, than the theory of evolution. If
it is "only" a theory, that is all it has to be.
Creationism, on the other hand, is not a theory. There is no evidence, in the
scientific sense, that supports it. Creationism, or at least the particular
variety accepted by many Americans, is an expression of early Middle Eastern
legend. It is fairly described as "only a myth."
� The argument of imperfection.
Creationists, in recent years, have stressed the "scientific" background of
their beliefs. They point out that there are scientists who base their
creationists beliefs on a careful study of geology, paleontology, and biology
and produce "textbooks" that embody those beliefs.
Virtually the whole scientific corpus of creationism, however, consists of
the pointing out of imperfections in the evolutionary view. The creationists
insists, for example, that evolutionists cannot true transition states between
species in the fossil evidence; that age determinations through radioactive
breakdown are uncertain; that alternative interpretations of this or that piece
of evidence are possible and so on.
Because the evolutionary view is not perfect and is not agreed upon by all
scientists, creationists argue that evolution is false and that scientists, in
supporting evolution, are basing their views on blind faith and dogmatism.
To an extent, the creationists are right here: The details of evolution are
not perfectly known. Scientists have been adjusting and modifying Charles
Darwin's suggestions since he advanced his theory of the origin of species
through natural selection back in 1859. After all, much has been learned about
the fossil record and physiology, microbiology, biochemistry, ethology, and
various other branches of life science in the last 125 years, and it was to be
expected that we can improve on Darwin. In fact, we have improved on him. Nor is
the process finished. it can never be, as long as human beings continue to
question and to strive for better answers.
The details of evolutionary theory are in dispute precisely because
scientists are not devotees of blind faith and dogmatism. They do not accept
even as great thinker as Darwin without question, nor do they accept any idea,
new or old, without thorough argument. Even after accepting an idea, they stand
ready to overrule it, if appropriate new evidence arrives. If, however, we grant
that a theory is imperfect and details remain in dispute, does that disprove the
theory as a whole?
Consider. I drive a car, and you drive a car. I do not know exactly how an
engine works. Perhaps you do not either. And it may be that our hazy and
approximate ideas of the workings of an automobile are in conflict. Must we then
conclude from this disagreement that an automobile does not run, or that it does
not exist? Or, if our senses force us to conclude that an automobile does exist
and run, does that mean it is pulled by an invisible horses, since our engine
theory is imperfect?
However much scientists argue their differing beliefs in details of
evolutionary theory, or in the interpretation of the necessarily imperfect
fossil record, they firmly accept the evolutionary process itself.
� The argument from distorted science.
Creationists have learned enough scientific terminology to use it in their
attempts to disprove evolution. They do this in numerous ways, but the most
common example, at least in the mail I receive is the repeated assertion that
the second law of thermodynamics demonstrates the evolutionary process to be
impossible.
In kindergarten terms, the second law of thermodynamics says that all
spontaneous change is in the direction of increasing disorder�that is, in a
"downhill" direction. There can be no spontaneous buildup of the complex from
the simple, therefore, because that would be moving "uphill." According to the
creationists argument, since, by the evolutionary process, complex forms of life
evolve from simple forms, that process defies the second law, so creationism
must be true.
Such an argument implies that this clearly visible fallacy is somehow
invisible to scientists, who must therefore be flying in the face of the second
law through sheer perversity. Scientists, however, do know about the second law
and they are not blind. It's just that an argument based on kindergarten terms
is suitable only for kindergartens.
To lift the argument a notch above the kindergarten level, the second law of
thermodynamics applies to a "closed system"�that is, to a system that does not
gain energy from without, or lose energy to the outside. The only truly closed
system we know of is the universe as a whole.
Within a closed system, there are subsystems that can gain complexity
spontaneously, provided there is a greater loss of complexity in another
interlocking subsystem. The overall change then is a complexity loss in a line
with the dictates of the second law.
Evolution can proceed and build up the complex from the simple, thus moving
uphill, without violating the second law, as long as another interlocking part
of the system � the sun, which delivers energy to the earth continually � moves
downhill (as it does) at a much faster rate than evolution moves uphill. If the
sun were to cease shining, evolution would stop and so, eventually, would life.
Unfortunately, the second law is a subtle concept which most people are not
accustomed to dealing with, and it is not easy to see the fallacy in the
creationists distortion.
There are many other "scientific" arguments used by creationists, some taking
quite cleaver advantage of present areas of dispute in evolutionary theory, but
every one of then is as disingenuous as the second-law argument.
The "scientific" arguments are organized into special creationist textbooks,
which have all the surface appearance of the real thing, and which school
systems are being heavily pressured to accept. They are written by people who
have not made any mark as scientists, and, while they discuss geology,
paleontology and biology with correct scientific terminology, they are devoted
almost entirely to raising doubts over the legitimacy of the evidence and
reasoning underlying evolutionary thinking on the assumption that this leaves
creationism as the only possible alternative.
Evidence actually in favor of creationism is not presented, of course,
because none exist other than the word of the Bible, which it is current
creationist strategy not to use.
� The argument from irrelevance.
Some creationists putt all matters of scientific evidence to one side and
consider all such things irrelevant. The Creator, they say, brought life and the
earth and the entire universe into being 6,000 years ago or so, complete with
all the evidence for eons-long evolutionary development. The fossil record, the
decaying radio activity, the receding galaxies were all created as they are, and
the evidence they present is an illusion.
Of course, this argument is itself irrelevant, for it can be neither proved
nor disproved. it is not an argument, actually, but a statement. I can say that
the entire universe was created two minutes age, complete with all its history
books describing a nonexistent past in detail, and with every living person
equipped with a full memory; you, for instance, in the process of reading this
article in midstream with a memory of what you had read in the beginning�which
you had not really read.
What kind of Creator would produce a universe containing so intricate an
illusion? It would mean that the Creator formed a universe that contained human
beings whom He had endowed with the faculty of curiosity and the ability to
reason. He supplied those human beings with an enormous amount of subtle and
cleverly consistent evidence designed to mislead them and cause them to be
convinced that the universe was created 20 billion years ago and developed by
evolutionary processes that include the creation and the development of life on
Earth. Why?
Does the Creator take pleasure in fooling us? Does it amuse Him to watch us
go wrong? Is it part of a test to see if human beings will deny their senses and
their reason in order to cling to myth? Can it be that the Creator is a cruel
and malicious prankster, with a vicious and adolescent sense of humor?
� The argument from authority.
The Bible says that God created the world in six days, and the Bible is the
inspired word of God. To the average creationist this is all that counts. All
other arguments are merely a tedious way of countering the propaganda of all
those wicked humanists, agnostics, an atheists who are not satisfied with the
clear word of the Lord.
The creationist leaders do not actually use that argument because that would
make their argument a religious one, and they would not be able to use it in
fighting a secular school system. They have to borrow the clothing of science,
no matter how badly it fits, and call themselves "scientific" creationists. They
also speak only of the "Creator," and never mentioned that this Creator is the
God of the Bible.
We cannot, however, take this sheep's clothing seriously. However much the
creationist leaders might hammer away at in their "scientific" and
"philosophical" points, they would be helpless and a laughing-stock if that were
all they had.