"Beginnings are usually scary, endings are usually sad, but it's the middles that count."
� Either I will find a way or I will make one."
"I am under no orders to make the world a better place."
"If he says you're too good for him, believe it."
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
"Going to church makes you no more Christian than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger."
"Everything's legal till you get caught."
"If you still love me after I slit you throat, there is something wrong with you."
"You only live once, complain your life away."
"If you're gonna avoid work, do it in style."
"We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public"
"We are all worms, but I believe I am a glowworm."
"I like being a mess. It's just who I am."
"Yeah, I'm alone, but I don't need happy couples everywhere to remind me."
"To all the bitches who talk shit about me-thanks for making me the center of your universe."
"Don't walk behind me; it gives me the creeps. Don't walk beside me; you are not my equal. Walk in front of me so I
can push you down the stairs."
"I started thinking about you really hard, and then I got a headache--then I concluded that you're a headache and it kinda pissed me off."
"I'm multitalented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time."
"If men are from Mars, why can't we send them back?"
"Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u can't do that, mystify them with your B.S."
"Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil." Heehee, I'M
THE DEVIL!!!!
"I am independant and abusive...stay out of my way..."
"This day was a total waste of make-up."
"If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit."
"I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode."
"It's me and you against the world. So when do we attack?"
"Don't ask me questions before eight in the morning, particularly silly ones. I'm grumpy then, and I'll probably make
fun of you."
"Here's to you, Here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be, but if by chance we disagree, f**k you and here's to me."
"See the happy moron - he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a moron - by God! Perhaps I am!"
"No wonder there's been no vaporization!!! I've got an OOC heading the department!!!!!!"
"It'sas bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"But face it, what the heck, we know zilch about Quebec."
"'Oh my god, he's on-line? Can he see me?' 'No, just step away from the computer!'"
"It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws no and then, so long as you don't break any."
"You can present the material, but you can't make me care."
"If a man says something, but there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"There are easier things in life than finding a good man....nailing Jell-o to a tree, for instance."
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."
"Whatever you do, don't shave your legs. That way you won't let it go too far"