"If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius."
"Putting on the Ritz!!!!"
"Is everybody gay?!"
"MAYBE THERE WON'T BE LOVE, MAYBE THERE WON'T BE MARRIGE. BUT BY GOD, THERE'LL BE DANCING!!!!!"
"Anything good in life is immoral, fattening, or illegal."
"Things sure have changedd here on Walton's mountain."
"Without ice cream, the world would be nothing but darkness and chaos."
"Guys are like roses, you gotta watch out for the pricks."
"If you still love me after I slit your throat, there is something wrong with you."
"I never make stupid mistakes...only very, very clever ones."
"Since I got here, I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable, and not even terribly imaginative things."
"I still belive in ignorance as my best defense."
"Friends don't let friends get drunk and take home ugly guys."
"Health Food-the food they serve in hell."
"You! Off my planet!"
"Thier lives were a Noel Coward play written by Tennesee Williams."
"I am under no orders to make the world a better place."
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"Life's tough. Get a helmet."
"Everything's legal until you get caught."
�You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.�
"Who's gonna turn down a Junoir Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -it's *delicious."
"The statistics on sanity are that one in every four Americans suffer from some form of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."
�If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers.�
�You have ALWAYS been ready for your close-up.�
"Im not a complete idiot some parts are still missing :)"
�Dont hate me becasue im beautful hate me because your man thinks i am!�
�Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?�
"Born with no soul, Lack of Control, Cut from the mold of the *AnTi-SoCiAl"
�Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck."
"Life's injustices are a lot harder to take when you don't know any swear words."
"I'm not paranoid, but I know you all think I am."
"Help! I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!"
"Looks as if I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
"I don't wear cowboy boots, I don't go to the f**kin' rodeo, HORSES SMELL LIKE SHIT TO ME,and I don't f**k anyone in my own bloodline, so by definition I'm not a redneck and by god I ain't a f**kin' hick"
"It's just one of those days. Again."
"Who throws a shoe? I mean, really." -Austin Powers
"See Sean, Sean was fucked up, not the world, the world was just confused. And not the world really, just the people in it."
"But this is my gig! This is where I play! My name is written out there in chalk. You know, you can't just erase....chalk."
"Stick and stones may break my bones, but so would an 80 pound carrot."
�You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same�
�Dont hate me becasue im beautful hate me because your man thinks i am.�