I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT JAPAN!!!
KONNICHI-WA! This is MINNA-SAMMA's STUFF PAGE!!!@ In this particular section-samma, I'm going to-kun teach you EVERYTHING ABOUT JAPAN-SAN!!!! And did you know that JAPAN has people in it that look CHINESE!!!?!?!?! WEll china iSN'T JAPAN-SAMMA!! I KNOW THAT YOU BAKA NE NO HIRO MEKII!!
Here are the basic facts! Or as they would say in Japan--- "DOMO ARIGATO FACTS-SAMMA!" Isn't that SOOOO NEAT!!?!!! WAIIII!!!! KONNICHI WA!!! OGENKI DESKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FACTS:
1.) In japansamma, EVERYONE there speaks japanesey!! ISN'T THAT KAWII!!?!?!
2.) In Japan, everyone there has black hair-chan and TASUKI!!!!!! BECAUSE TASUKI IS POPULAR I WANT HIS HOT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
3.) TASUKI TASUKI TASUKI TASUKI!!!! *coughs* Oh, gomen everyone! HEY! did you know that GOMEN and RAMEN have the SAME last cylibols!?!?!?!?!?! MEN!!! LIKE TASUKI!!!
4.) Everyone there watches anime like ME!!!! I'M A BIGGER FAN THOUGH!!! Japan doesn't have enough people to watch anime because they don't speak the same language!!! I mean!! KAMI!! Hey! Did you know that KAMI stands for God?! THAT'S SO INTERESTING!!! But they BETTER not be mocking God because that Would SOOO suck-chan!!!!
5.) The houses are SQUARE AND THEY HAVE BATHTUBS!!! But the bathtubs are square too and you have to SIT IN THEM! YOu're not allowed to stand because you'll get SHOT IN THE FACE!!!!!! I HEARD IT-KUN!!! SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT YOU GET SHOT IN JAPAN IF YOU STAND IN YOUR BATHTUB!!!!!!!1111 *growls* I'M NOT LYING!!!!!!
6.) In Japan, they can't speak english except for some of them like me because remember- I COME FROM JAPAN SO I KNOW EVERYTHING!!! I'm NOT LYING!!! I DON'T LIVE IN RHODE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
7.) Mothers in japan abuse their children and eat them!! OH WAIT! ^^;;; THAT'S HAMSTERS GOMEN-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;
8.) *psst-chan, some people in japan-samma watch bad stuff on tv like people sucking on the thing-chan between guys legs!!!! SOMETIMES IT IS EVEN A MAN-KUN SUCKING ON ANOTHER MAN-SAMMA'S THING!!! THAT IS SOOOO GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<
9.) PEOPLE DRESS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10.) One time there was this time when Japan tried to take over America!!! THAT'S SO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!! But they made up and gave us anime so watashi wa happy NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY! Did you know that WAtashi almost sounds like a dishwasher name!!?! TEE HEE!!!!! THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!! n.n
Okay so I know a lot more than you out there. I hope you all learned something from the expert and if you'd like MORE information well you'll have to move to Japan like I did!!! SHUT UP I DON'T LIVE IN RHODE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *growls and pounces on you* BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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