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DE: A ha! That sounds pretty cool.
Knox: Actually, I didn't write that song, but you could imagine if I did.
DE: Yeah. It'd be cool.
Knox: Um... by the way, that Veronica Vaughan is one piece of ase.
DE: (laughs alot)
Knox: Classic.
DE: Classic.
Knox: Um... ahem, aright... let me ask you something. Um.. cuz it seems
like you have, uh, some interesting characters inhabiting your band. Uh, I
recieved some information from a credible source about you guys, and I
wonder if you might confirm or deny it.
DE: Okay.
Knox: Uh, now I thought I was doing the interview with, uh, Lord OR-neas -
DE: Orn-EYE-as.
Knox: Ornias. Who is the Grand Orator of the Diabolic Decree, and Possessions.
DE: Mm hmm.
Knox: Uh, I heard that in real life, uh, his name is Paul Tannenbaum, and
that he's an officer in the Janitorial Union of, uh, Minnesota.
DE: I'd have to deny that.
Knox: ...
DE: ...
Knox: Very good. Uh... TyrANnis Vermis.
DE: TEERannis Vermis.
Knox: Teerannis Vermis. Uh, he's the Evocator of the Six Winged Wraiths
of the Apocalypse. Uh, reliable sources have confirmed that his name is Pat,
and that he washes dishes at a swanky coffee house.
DE: You know, it's possible.
Knox: In corpse paint.
DE: But neither, I can't confirm that one and I can't deny it, either.
Knox: Uh, very good. Um, now your name is DiABolus Eris -
DE: DiaBOLus Erysichthon.
Knox: DiaBOLus Eris-esris-ic.... on. Now, when you had to like fill out
your DMV paperwork and stuff, did they give you any problems for that?
DE: Oh, not at all.
Knox: Those, those ladies with the jerry-curl behind the board, you know,
and they didn't give you a number and tell you to sit down?
DE: No, they just called me Big D.
Knox: ... I hate the DMV.
DE: Yup. Boy.
Knox: Um... I heard that your, your, your real name, now I know that your
name is Paul, but I, somebody told me that your name is Stefen, and that
you're a registered nurse.
DE: Um, I can't really confirm or deny that one.
Knox: Ok, so that means yes.
DE: (laughs)
Knox: Uh, Azathron. Azayathron -
DE: Aza - Azathron.
Knox: Oh, I was right the first time. He's the Sovereign of the Four
Tremors of Perdition.
DE: Mm hmm.
Knox: Uh, doesn't he work at Cinnabon?
DE: You know, I heard that somwhere.
Knox: Is he the bassist?
DE: Yes he is.
Knox: Couldn't tell.
DE: (laughs)
Knox: Four Tremors of Perdition.
DE: Yeah, I don't know how that would imply bass at all, but, you know...
Knox: Who makes up those names?
DE: Um... we all did, actually.
Knox: Those are quite humorous.
DE: ... Thank you.
Knox: And, you know whats good? I think, uh, alot of black metal types,
uh, like, I get the distinct feeling that if I either, ever interviewed like
Absu or something -
DE: Mm hmm.
Knox: And I would have questioned them about their names, they would
get all, like, "Oh, this is the grand Sumerian name of my fore-father's
ancestor Odin-swing-from-the-world-tree-of-Yggdrassil, and they would
get all uptight about it, know what I'm saying?
DE: Oh yeah. Sure.
Knox: That uh, that guy from uh, that guitarist from Absu looks, uh, looks like
he's a little bitch.
DE: (laughs)
Knox: You think I would win in a fight with that guy?
DE: (Coughs) Probably.
Knox: Uh, did you know that Royce Gracie once told me that I have a very big head?
DE: I did not know that. But that is good information.
Knox: He says (Brazilian accent) "I'm sorry. You have beeg haid."
DE: (laughs)
Knox: Um... Flesh Harrower. He's a Machine of Chaos and Mass Destruction.
DE: Mm hmm.
Knox: Uh, I heard that his real name is Shelly and he works in floral design.
DE: That was a rumor, but it was eventually denied, cuz we could not confirm it.
Knox: Could not confor - confirm nor deny.
DE: Exactly.
Knox: You've made it as far as the bonus round. Uh, now here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna fire off quick, uh five quick questions to you. And you have 15 seconds to
answer each. At the end, we will tally your score.
DE: No problem.
Knox: Ok, number one, uh, who is your favorite MTV celebrity?
DE: Don't have one.
Knox: Number two. Complete this line: Gozer the Traveller.
DE: Gozer the Gozerian.
Knox: Uh, number three. Uh, on the background to the "reviews" page, what the hell
is wrong with your singer's hand?
DE: Uh, suffering from Tendonitis.