Hello, and thank you for visiting! This web page is a collection of writings and photos that I have compiled from countless notebooks, scratch pads, unmarked floppy disks, and fast-food napkins over the past ten years.
Some of these writings were painstakingly crafted over the course of many days and nights of hard labor. Others were the result of a few minutes of idle time and a simple idea. I am hopeful that the difference between the two will be apparent--if not, I'm in more trouble than I thought!
I hope you enjoy what I have to share, and I plan to add more to this site as I find time. Please sign my guestbook before you leave, and take the opportunity to rip asunder all that I have wrought.
PLEASE NOTE: All writings and photographs on this web site Copyright 1990-2004 Matthew A. Garner. Any unauthorized reproduction or reuse of any material contained herein will be subject to prosecution.
That having been said, please e-mail me at [email protected] if you would like to obtain a copy of any piece of work on this site. Nine times out of ten, I will be more than happy to oblige.