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Declaration of Independance.
When I was in the fourth grade at school my teacher asked me who signed The Decleration of Independance.  I told her I didn't know and I didn't care. She said "you will care when I get your daddy down here".  Daddy came to the school, he came into the room, the teacher said "now Orville who signed The Declaration of Independance?"  I said "I don't know and I don't care."  My daddy grabbed me by the hair of the head and shook me real hard, he "said Orville if you was the one to sign it, tell the teacher now."
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