My wife and I went to Florida for a few days on vacation. All of the women down there was a wearing alligator shoes. She said "honey, I want you to get me a pair of them alligator shoes." I said "well I will get you a pair of them before we leave." We stayed a couple of nights and we started back home. My wife said "honey, you forgot to get my alligator shoes." About that time I saw an alligator coming across the road. I said "wait a minute honey, I will get you a pair of them for nothing." I jumped out of the car and jumped on the alligators back. We fought for about ten minutes, then I finally got the alligator on it's back and it's feet was a sticking up in the air. I yelled "hey, honey!" She asked "what?" I said "you will have to wait for them alligator shoes." She asked "why?" I said "because this old alligator ain't a wearing no shoes."
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