�Once a time machine is involved, it�s not history.��Dotun Salami
�I like that I�m better than you for no apparent reason.��Catherine Lussenhop
�A vector is an arrow. IS that okay?��Porter
�This is the center of the universe. In case you were wondering.��Kennedy
�Do you hate global warming? I think you do!��Kristen Skager
�Hey, what are you guys doing? You�re not guys.��Willie Johnston
�Don�t Americans have French accents?...duh, they�re Americans.��Cullen McMahon
��because sometimes I�m John Adams.��Emma Olmstead-Rumsey
�She has magic powers. I mean like sort of�she could grow a chia pet, maybe.��Ellen Larson
�They�re like spandex pants. They�re pandex.��Lisa Keacher
�I�m not really interested in girl stuff because, let�s face it, I�m not a girl.��Tho Kieu
��it�s a confidence issue, like wearing colorful underwear.��Ellen Larson
�Because most of the time women are clothed. In public.��Tho Kieu
�I really like having eyebrows.��Amanda Klinger
�If knowing that Napoleon wore pink socks makes you happy���Cullen McMahon
��and I kill almost everything that comes across my path.��Wagner
�Women decided that women shouldn�t have to wear more than seven pounds of underwear.��Leah Russel
��and Iago�s in love with Jesus.��Camille Mahlum
�How could I, like, locate it?��Porter
�Come on, we have to know the difference between crabs and seagulls.��Porter
�Conform, damn you.��Cara Rowe
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