Southwest 2
Biology:

�Oh my god. Catharine, what�s my last name!?��Ellen Larson

�I�d rather not be like a giant slug, thank you very much.�--Ms. W-B

�What are you, a plant!?��Ms. W-B

�Who left their male parts on the table?��Ms. W-B

�Whose female parts are these?��Mrs. W-B
�I think those are mine.� Brooks Kennedy

�Boys are easy. Do them first.��Ms. W-B

�Death to the zygote!��Ms. W-B
�Gametes are a waste of time.��Corey Van Achen

��..�Cause he wasn�t to be a sperm when he grows up!��Haven Schrock

�When were you born?� (Cat Ngante)
�I don�t remember��Emma O-R

�Didn�t you know? Joseph Lister is now officially England.��Collier Hansen

�What don�t you want an organism to do so it�s safe?� (W-B)
�Die?��Catherine Lussenhop

�I want a glowing mouse. I�d name it Sparky.��Bryce Anderson

�Superweed!��Mrs. W-B

�If it killed you you�d be dead.��Mrs. W-B

�Dung Beetles!��Luke Langfeld

�He�s trying to court me!��Collier Hansen

���.The relative frequency of the resistance gene compared with the sorry-you-die gene.��Mrs. W-B

�Was that a teacher I heard condoning violence!?��Collier Hansen
�YES!��Luke Langfeld

�Can you drown in the gene pool?��Bryce Anderson
�If you�re stupid enough.��Alex Minge
�You need a lifeguard.��Collier Hansen

�IB, therefore I BS��Max Faust

�Are snails unicellular?��Ms. Hartmark
�They�re fungi!��Mark Hanson

�What is a dichtomus key?� (Ms. Hartmark)
�It opens the dictomus door!��Haven Schrock

�What did Neanderthals look like?� (Mrs. W-B)
�Fun-KAY!��Max Faust

�Brysus uglius.��Bryce Anderson

�Titmouse!��Max Faust

�Then people can make fun of your genes!� (Elliot Vaughn)
�Yeah Alex, your genes are terrible!��Bryce Anderson
�Well, your shoes are ugly.��Alex Minge

Health:

�Every day at 12:15 I�m going to fall down the stairs.� �Liv Harder
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