�Actually, my dust mite blew up your cat!��Rich Johnson
�Are you saying his dust mite is less of a pet than your dead cat?��Jonathan Chrastek
�I see dead books.��Jonathan Chrastek
�Do you see live books?�
�No.�
�Stop it, John! You�ve even ruining our ameba!��Katie Helde
�Hello, you ingrates! Who wants candy?��DoTune
�It�s like they say, boys will be boys.�
�As opposed to girls, who change sex regularly.��Seth Madlon-Kay
�I�m a second-hand pirate��Sybylla Yeoman-Hendrix
�I have green boobs.��Bryce Anderson
�God damn it!��Catherine Lussenhop
�Catherine, you are God.��Jesse Watson
�Oh, yeah. Uh, me, damn it.��Catharine Lussenhop
History:
�Who�s Rosetta Stone?��Eric Sayre
�No, Eric! You can�t die before Lord of the Rings!��Grace Craig
�The Pope doesn�t have a phone number! Unless he has a cell phone��..��Robbie Brink
�Hello, Pope speaking.��Haven Schrock
�Derecho is like right, only wrong!��Carolyn Bussey
�She�s almost as pretty as Einstein and not quite as smart as Julia Roberts.��Ian Wunderlich
�Voy a los Andes.� (Allie Biavona)
�There are two Andys in this class.��Ian Wunderlich
�Ana va a Chile por tres mesas��Emma O-R
�Stupid smart people.��Jonathan Chrastek
�Who needs more body parts?� (Spanish sub)
�I don�t have any.��Jonathan Chrastek
�El trophy wife.��Kara Rowe
�I�m not a dork and a half, I�m a dork an three quarters!��Emily Webb
�No one likes condom fairies, OKAY?��Emily Webb
�I DON�T KNOW HOW TO COUNT IN SPANISH!��Haven Schrock
�Silence, yo. I mean, silencio.��Haven Schrock