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| My story is really not all that interesting, at least to the sanely inclined . . . my father I never knew, as he was a member of the Russian bourgeoisie executed for treason by the Bolsheviks in the summer of 1918 . . . my mother, a courtesan in the court of Henry VIII. | ||||||||||||||
| I played as a child with the young Princesses, Mary and Elizabeth, and subsequently became Elizabeth's confidant and speechwriter after her ascension to the throne. | ||||||||||||||
| Throughout my life I have been variously a harlot in the Victorian cathouses, the first female Professor of Advanced Psychology of the Male at Oxford, and a small cabbage. | ||||||||||||||
| Sometime during my sojourn through Mexico I acquired the nickname "CiCi", after the reply I gave to every sexy little Aztec who propositioned me. "Bunny" is derived from the seven years straight I was "Playmate of the Year", and "Psycho" seems fairly self-explanatory, think you not? | ||||||||||||||
| I now reside at Psychobunny Manor, with my faithful butler Gilmour and nine cats. | ||||||||||||||
| Likes: Tasteful (or not) humour, Jane Austen, sarcasm, anime, goth culture, science fiction, Lady Grey Tea. Dislikes: Feta Fascists Fundamentalists Freudianisms Forklifts (hey, it begins with an "F") |
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| Questions, suggestions, propositions? Send 'em all to [email protected] |
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| Want to read up on Fred? Go here. Or just back to the main page? That's here. |
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