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Hallo! Who eez eet?
Fred and CiCi take you on a voyage into the minds of Monty Python
Gods and Goddesses of the Modern Era
Who after death will be nominated for deity-hood? Find out here.
Quirky Excrement
More trivial information than you'll ever need
Biographies
Find out more about the wackos who think this stuff up
Smeg!
Need we say more? We love Red Dwarf.
Bring Me A Plump One
The brilliant, strangely twisted world that is Gormenghast . . . never heard of it? Come on in!
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