Rabid Chipmunks are trying to take over the world!!!!!
Rabid Chipmunks have begun their quest to take out the worlds cheese supply.  The Rabid Chipmunks are considered highly dangerous and should be avoided by uncertified people.  Citizens are asked to not try to apprehend a Rabid Chipmunk on their own call a professional Rabid Chipmunk Licensed Killer.  It is believed that the Rabid Chipmunk Race is going to attempt to take out the World Cheese Supply in Wisconsin to severely lower the morale of the human race.  Rabid Chipmunks eat only Dirty Chickens.  April 27, 2001 has been named D-day for the war on Rabid Chipmunks.  Aug. 1st will be Global Chicken Washing Day.  A global contest to wash all chickens will be held,  the Grand Prize is the country of Rwanda,  Second Prize is the state of Rhode Island, and third prize is a warm can of Pepsi.  Experts believe that by cleaning all chickens the Rabid Chipmunks will be slowed by having no Dirty Chickens to eat.  We can only hope and pray that by cleaning the chickens that the Rabid Chipmunks will become discouraged and go back to their hole and die.  GODSPEED to all chicken cleaners.
There is a family of Rabid Chipmunks living by my house.  I have observed the habits of these chipmunks from a safe distance.  I photographed them after they stole one of my chickens which I could not catch and thus was not cleaned.  In the photos they are enjoying eating my Dirty Chicken while foaming at the mouth.  Notice the red evil beady eyes that all of them have.  On many occasions I have tried to exterminate the pesky evil Rabid Chipmunks.  Rabid Chipmunks have  an immunity to Cyanide and Anthrax, I have tried both.  Unfortunately unleashing Anthrax into a water reservoir was not a smart thing to do as I later found out(74 of my neighbors died from the poisoning).
(Pintano)
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