Pintano

Pintano is the leader of the Rabid Chipmunk regime known as the Pintano's.

Now, as some of you very well know, Pintano was originally Michael Jackson.  Michael, later to become Pintano, decided that he was not happy being a black man.  Therefore, he had his skin whitened.  At the last moment there was a mixup in the procedure, and his brain was accidentally switched with that of a Rabid Mexican Chipmunk!  Needless to say, now we know why Michael sings three octaves higher! The newly re-born Pintano was not happy with his standing in society, so he declared himself a holy leader and formed his own militant cultist religion amongst the chipmunks of the world.  He named his organization after himself like the greedy bastard that he is...  they are named The Pintano's, and they are dirty chicken eaters.  Therefore, stay away from rabid chipmunks because it is their plan to take over the world and eat all the dirty chickens!  Please, clean your chickens!!  If the chickens are clean, the rabid chipmunks will all die out, either that or they will form a small commune much like Waco...  Watch out world, here comes Pintano!

All Rabid Chipmunks must be destroyed!!
We cannot let the Pintano's take over the world!!