Original Flava

The setting is some podunk little shit-hole in the middle of nowhere.

I’m beginning to fell like this whole trip has been a string of podunk shit-holes, strung together by crappy roads and crappy drivers.

The only place to eat that we can afford is a Burger King. As Mel tries to explain to the 90 year old toothless woman behind the counter what a veggie-whopper is, I saunter up to the cute young girl at the other register.

“I’ll have 12 whoppers please,” I say to her.

“Boy, you’re a hungry one.”

“Yeah, I’m a growing boy, you now.”

Damn, I’m smooth.

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