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Erin saw her first cow today. At least, it seemed like it was her first cow. Whe just pointed and yelled back at us with joy.

�Look guys! Cows!

With that, she stared fondly at them for several seconds. Unfortunately, she was the one driving. It didn�t take long before we had driven off the road, and into a grassy ditch.

�Erin, have you been stealing Melissa�s drugs?�

�I am not on drugs, dammit!�

�Sure you�re not, Mel. Sure you�re not.�

�Did you guys see the cows?�

I swear, I�m going mad. If you are reading this, please send help, or if it�s too late, condolences may be sent, courtesy of the Jamestown mental clinic.

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