New York Super Fudge Chunk
I was a Ben and Jerry woman
Sampling a new flavor every day.
He was a Campbell�s soup man�
Wouldn�t share a pint with me, to my dismay.
He said, �I don�t know anything about you,�
I didn�t reply. I never do. It�s always best that way.
�You know me, I want to know you too.�
�You should�ve had some ice cream,� was all I could say.
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Chunky Monkey Haiku
I�m glad there�s really
Not chunks of monkey in there
That would be nasty
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Chubby Hubby
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Dilbert�s Totally Nuts
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Wavy Gravy
Ah, my first ice cream love:
I will never forget you.
Your tie-dyed carton forever lingers in my heart,
You roost there like a dove,
Like a rose under a drop of dew,
Like a pint of ice cream at Mini-Mart.
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Cherry Garcia
peer pressure
c�mon try it, they say
c�mon try it
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Everyone has tried it but you
It�s the best flavor
c�mon try it. You�ll like
it better than Totally Nuts.
c�mon try it.
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CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE AND CHERRIES! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE AND CHERRIES! CHOCOLATE! CHOLCOLATE AND CHERRIES!
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Mint Chocolate Cookie
The silver wing-ed moth
flits flitfully in the frosty aire
a new flavour to winter�s bite
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