| Papparatzi Pappa's Picture Pops Up in Paris |
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| "Why do they always have to take pictures of me in the bath?" |
| 1/8/2003 Actually, Mayuho took this picture, but the alliteration as too good. And I have no way of knowing if anyone in Paris has actually seen it. "Lies, all LIES!" to quote Frau Farbishna from Austin Powers. Last night as Kylie slept between us in bed, I had a close call! I yawned, and by reflex I stretched, and I almost squished poor little Kylie! You can relax now, I did NOT squish her, she is just fine. As my arm was descending I remembered "Whoops, there's a little someone in bed too!" So Kylie was spared the odor of her father's armpits this time. I do worry that I might have one of my chicken dreams again, and scare the daylights out of Kylie and Mayuho. What's that? A "Chicken Dream?" you ask? Well, I had a dream about 3 years ago that I was sleeping on a folding cot in the chicken coop I had when I was in Junior High School. In the dream, I couldn't move my arms. The rooster saw me, and he hop hop hopped three steps over toward me and turned his head to one side, checking me out. Then he hop hopped hopped three more steps and looked at me with the other eye... Then he jumped on my chest, looked at me with his left eye, ever so slowly turned his head and looked with his right eye... and started to peck really hard at my chest! Suddenly I could move again and I jumped straight up about two feet and yelled "AAHHHH!!" Then it was Mayuho's turn to jump up and scream "AAiiii!!!!" She jumped into the corner of the bedroom and looked for aliens or ghosts, or something to explain why I suddenly levitated. Poor thing. After that, Mayuho and I laughed about the dream, but I still sometimes catch her peeking at me to see if I am going to explode out of a dead sleep and scare her hair white. (So sometimes I pretend I am asleep and make chicken noises! I am so bad! Hahahahaha!) |