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[[NSYNC : I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER]] SEVEN

---UP IN HOTEL ROOM 211---
BS: Hmm... What do I have in my closet? *OPENS CLOSET DOOR* *SEES WET STUFF ON THE FLOOR*
BS: Hmmm... like what is like this? Uh-Oh I Hear Scary Music!! *LOOKS UP*
*SCARY MUSIC PLAYS**SCARY MUSIC BECOMES LOUDER AND LOUDER*
BS: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *THE JAMAICAN GUY HANGS FROM A ROPE WITH A COAT HANGER IN HIS THROAT* LIKE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BRITNEY SCREAMS AND RUNS*
---IN THE JACUZZI---
JU: What be that noise? We be going to check. Come.
*JUSTIN AND LALAPO GO TO THE HOTEL ROOMS**THEY BUMP INTO BRITNEY WHO IS COMING DOWN*
BS: LIke JUSTIN! Like therez like a dead like person in like there!
JU: *GOES TO CHECK* No there ain't dawg, yo on crack agin?
BS: LIke no! LIke AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
JC: What is that horrid racket?
BS: Like a Dead like person!
JC: *GOES TO CHECK TOO* There is not any dead body in there. You must be on crack again.
BS: Like no!!
LA: *REGAINS CONCIOUSNESS* *JUSTIN SEES AND STARTS ADVANCING TOWARD HIM**LALAPO PULLS HIM BACK*
JU: Lemme at him dawg! Lemme at him!
LA: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
JC: *SEPARATES THEM* Why don't we all go sing some karaoke?
BS: *SMILE* Like OK!
---IN THE KARAOKE ROOM---
BS: Like I wanna like sing like first! Like I wanna like sing like first! Like let me sing first!
JU: Let her sing first dawgs, just to shut her up.
*EVERYONE NODS*
BS: *GOES ON THE STAGE AND GRABS THE MICROPHONE* Like I dont wanna like read a song! Like let me like sing like my own!
*EVERYONE NODS*
BS: Ok, like here it like goes:
BS: *SINGING* Like Oh baby like baby.... Like how was I like supposed to like know? I like ain't like that smaaartt...like Oh baby like baby... I shouldn't have like let you like goooo..... and like now you're like out of like sight like yeahhhh.... like SHOW ME like how you like want it to like beeee.... like Tell me like baby, like cuz I like need to like know like NOW!! oooo.. like BECAUSE......
*EVERYONE LOOKS BORED BRITNEY DECIDES TO GO TO HER CHORUS*
BS: Like my like Loneliness is like killing me!
JU: *WHISPERS TO JC*Why isn't she dead yet???
BS: LIke I must like confess like I still like BELIEVE!!
LA: *WHISPERS TO JC* Does she believe in Barney???
BS: Like when I'm not like with like you I like Lose my like MIND!!
JC: *THINKS* Does she have one to lose??
BS: LIke give me a like SiiiGGGNNN..... Like HIT ME BABY LIKE ONE LIKE MORE TIME!!!
JU: *STANDS UP WALKS TO THE STAGE AND PUNCHES BRITNEY*
BS: *FAINTING* LIke... Owwwww.......... *FAINTS*
JU: There, that shuld take care of that stupid dawg.
BS: *REVIVES* Like what like happened?
JU: SHIT
BS: Like ok, i'll like continue...
*BRITNEY GETS BACK ON STAGE*
BS: Like sometimes I Run.... like sometimes i trip and fall... like sometimes i play hide and seek.. but all I really like want to like do is like to like hold you like really like tight... hope you don't like run away... like be wit you like day and like night.. baby all like i need like is like like timmmmeee.....
JU: When is the TORTURE over??!!!
BS: Like I dunt like wanna like to be like so like shy.... and like everytime I'm like alone like I WONDER WHY??!!!
JU: I wonder......
BS: Does like no one like like me?? You'll like see that you'll like be like really sorry!! like I want to like believe in like everything like that you like say, cuz like it like sounds like so like goooooddd.... but like if you like really like want me.. like move like SLOW
JU: I'd run away FAST fool
BS: Cuz there's like stuff like you like need to like knowww..... like sometimes like I run.. and like sometimes I like can't.. like it's because i'm like a big like tub of lard... like I need like a lot of like time....
JU: Let us jiggy dawgs...
JC: Ok, what's that?
JU: RUN AWAY FOOL!! RUN AWAY!!!
*JUSTIN RUNS AS FAST AS HE CAN AWAY FROM BRITNEY*
BS: Awwwww......... JUUUUuuuUUUSSSTttiiIIIIINnnn!!!! *CHASES JUSTIN*
*JUSTIN SPEEDS UP*
JU: Run fools, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BRITNEY STOPS AT A ROOM**JUSTIN KEEPS ON RUNNING, SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE*
BS: Oh, like hey, there's like a like tanning like room like thingy.... *GOES INTO THE TANNING LIKE ROOM LIKE THINGY* Like, Wow, like look at those hot hot like lights, like I bet like I'll like fry under like those lights like if like I like turn up the like heat like really like high! Like ok! Like I'll just like turn it like low then, then like I won't like fry or like anythin like that. Like, wow.
*BRITNEY STRIPS OFF ALL I MEAN ALL OF HER CLOTHES AND HANGS IT ON A HANGER NEXT TO THE TANNING THING**SHE THEN TURNS DOWN THE HEAT... ALTHOUGH SHE JUST THINKS THAT.. SHE'S REALLY TURNING IT UP!**BRITNEY LIES ON THE TANNING BED* Like wow, like this is like a real like tan like thing. Like I like feel like I'm like at the like beach! *SHE PUTS ON HER HEADPHONES, AND BLINDFOLD AND HEARS HERSELF SINGING :: Like sometimes I Run.... like sometimes i trip and fall... like sometimes i play hide and seek.. but all I really like want to like do is like to like hold you like really like tight... hope you don't like run away... like be wit you like day and like night.. baby all like i need like is like like timmmmeee..... :: SHE SINGS ALONG AND STARTS DANCING AROUND ON THE TANNING BED THING*
*SCARY MUSIC STARTS PLAYING AGAIN ::Here we Go, One more Time, Everybody's feelin FINE.. HERE WE GO NOW!!! YES YES HERE WE GO!!!!! N*STINK has got the FLOW!!! ::* *HEARTBEAT SOUND PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND*
BS: Like baby oh like baby...... *SHE SO CALLED DANCES**HER HAND FLIES OUT OF THE TANNING LIGHT THING AND HITS THE HANGER WITH THE CLOTHES*
*SCARY MUSIC PLAYS LOUDER :: I want YOU BACK ::* *OH NO!!!* *THE HANGER HAS CAUGHT ONTO THE TWO HANDLES OF THE TANNING THING!!* *BRITNEY IS TRAPPED!!!!*
BS: Oh like, wow, like I'm like hot now. *SHE TRIES TO PUSH UP THE "CEILING" OF THE TANNING BED* * IT DOESN'T MOVE* Like, Uh-Oh. *BRITNEY FEELS HERSELF GETTING HOTTER AND HOTTER* Like, wow, like I'm HOT! Like, ok, like what happened, and like what do I like do? *SHE LIES THERE FOR A SECOND* Like, I know! Like, I'll scream! Like AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Like AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*SHE SWALLOWS A LIGHTBULB* *IT EXPLODES* *BRITNEY IS SUDDENLY TURNED INTO B.S.Q.- BRITNEYQUE, EXTRA CRISPY*

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