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[[NSYNC : I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER]] EIGHT

--MEANWHILE INSIDE ROOM 211--
JU: What be that sound yo?
LA: Is it BARNEY??? Can it be??
JC: What sound?? Lemme get back to my sweet sweet dreeeaa.....
LP: I think all yo dawgs are wrong! I think that be yo gurl Bit Bit yo!
JU: BIT BIT?? *RUNS TOWARD THE SCREAM AND IT SUDDENLY STOPS*
*HE HEARS THE SOUND OF CHICKEN FRYING AND A WONDERFUL FRIED CHICKEN AROMA FILLS THE HOTEL*
LA: Joey should've been here! He would've LOVED the SMELL!!! JJJJJJJJOOOOOOOO
EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JU: Shut up fool.
LA: But I want JJJJJOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JU: I SAID SHUT UP FOO
LA: *WIPES HIS TEARS AWAY* Fine you Poo Poo head!! I'm gonna go find Barney!! *GOES OUT OF THE ROOM*
*LANCE GOES DOWNSTAIRS TO THE LOBBY*
LA: If those poo poo heads don't want me, I'll just sit here and watch T.V.!
*HE GOES INTO THE REC ROOM AND TURNS ON THE TV* *BARNEY IS ON ::I Love YOU, yes
YOU, YOU love ME, yes ME, and WE'RE a HAPPY FAMILY!! yes WE are! With a GREAT
BIG HUG and a KISS *SMOOCH* from ME to YOU. Won't YOU say you LOVE me
too??::*
LA: Oh, I LOVE you BARNEY!! *STARTS KISSING THE IMAGE OF BARNEY HUGGING
ALL THE LITTLE KIDS ON THE TV* Oh Barney! You’re my ONLY other friend besides
Joey!! *LANCE KISSES THE SCREEN OF THE TV AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ::POOF::
LANCE GETS SHOCKED* *IT FRIES HIS PUNY PUNY BRAIN*
LA: *DYING*
BBBBBBBBAAAARRRNNNNNNN NNNNNEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAARRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW CAn you Do this to ME! The PERSON you LOVED!!! *REALLY DYING NOW* ::HIS
LAST WORDS:: I love you and Joey...... you love....... *LANCE DIES*
---UP IN ROOM 210---
JU: Yo dawgs, whatcha'll wanna do?
LP: Hey, where's Bit Bit??
JU: Who knows fool, I'm just be glad that she be not singin ne of her dumb songs to us dawgs.
LP: Let's be lookin for her dawg yo, she might be in trouble.
JU: Sure fool, whateva. Yo JC, ya wanna come?
JC: *SLEEPILY* Huh?? *FALLS BACK ASLEEP*
JU: I guess not dawg. Cum Lalapo!
*LALAPO AND JUSTIN GO TO FIND BRITNEY*
JU: Hey dawg, that smell still be there.
LP: *SNIFF* Yo dawg, you be right.
JU: It smells like that yo chicken place, I think it be called FCK or sumthin' like that...
LP: Ya dawg, you be right! I wonder whatz a cookin fool?
JU: We be goin to find out... cum Lalapo
LP: Ok Dawg, I be commin
---BACK TO TOPANGA!!---
TO: *EVIL LAUGH* HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Now with stupid Rider outta da way, I can KILL THEM ALL!!!! *EVIL EVIL LAUGH* HAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall now DRIVE......!!!!!!! *TOPANGA DRIVES*
---BACK TO NSYNC!!---
JU: Yo Lalapo, yo find da smell yet?
LP: Not yet dawg, not yet.
JU: *SNIFF* *SNIFF* What da hell foo? I smell it be commin from this room yo.
LP: That be the tannin room yo
JU: We be goin to check it out yo
LP: Yeah dawg, letz look inside yo
*LALAPO OPENS THE DOOR TO THE TANNING ROOM*
LP: Hey yo fool, it be lookin like Britney's clothes yo!
JU: What Fool??! Halellujah! *STARTS DANCIN AROUND THE ROOM TO MUSIC ::Giddy Up GIddy Up Giddy up now....::* Britney be dead yo!
LP: Hells dawg, yo be hella happy yo!
JU: That be tru dawg! Bit bit is.... *JUSTIN REALIZES WHAT HAPPENED AND STARTS SNIFFLING*... Bit bit... shez a dead yo.... *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *WAAAHHH* *JUSTIN STARTS BAWLING* BBRRRIITNEYY!!!!!!!! BBBBRIIITNEEYY!!!! I WANT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT!!!!!!!!! SHE BE MAH GURL YO DAWG!!! I WANTA BIT BIT!!!! *HE STARTS SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY*
LP: It be ok yo dawg. I'll be your new Bit Bit! *SMILES BROADLY*
JU: *SOBBING* But it won't be the sssssaaammmee!!!!!!! I want BIT BIT BIT BIT!!! I WANT BBBRIIITNNEEYYYY!!!!!!!! *HE SUDDENLY STOPS AND LOOKS UP* What happened to Britney yo? I be going to see dawg.
LP: Ok fool, she be over there in the tanning bed yo.
JU: *ADVANCES SLOWLY TOWARD THE TANNING BED* *SCARY MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND ::God must've spent a little moooore tiiiime on yooooooouuuuu....::* *HE SLOWLY REACHES OUT AND GRASPS THE TANNING BED HANDLE* *HE SLOWLY PULLS THE TOP OF THE TANNING BED UP* *MORE SCARY MUSIC PLAYS ::you changed my room with just ooonee kiss...hold on, i mean you changed my WORLD with just oooone kiss....::* *JUSTIN PULLS THE TANNING BED THING ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP*
JU: *HE SEES BRITNEY, ALL BLACK AND BURNED TO A CRISP* AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Britney really be black yo!! I never knews that fool! I be black too, fool, I should've been nicer to her, yo!
LP: No Justiny dawg... yo be not black yo. Yo be white fool, like me.
JU: No... it can't be true! I can be black if I wanted to! *get it? no it cant be true. i can fly if i wanted to... like a bird in the sky i believe i can ffffllllllllyyyyy.........*
LP: No dawg, yo be white fool, not black.
JU: NNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I AM BLACK, I AM I AM I AM!!! *FAINTS AND FALLS ON TOP OF BRITNEYQUE*
LP: NOOOOOO dawg! NNNNNNOOOO!!!
JU: My, it's mighty hot down here, don't you think old chap?
LP: *GASP* AAAAHHHH!!! The world is coming to an end! Justin is speaking perfect English, and so am I!! *GASP*
JU: I'd say old chap, I see Britney is not merely black, she's extra crispy too.
LP: Get outta there fool! It’s frying your brain! That other lightbulb is gonna explode! *LALAPO WATCHES IN HORROR AS A LIGHTBULB WITH VOLTAGE STILL LEFT IN IT BEGINS TO DANGLE WIDLY IN FRONT OF JUSTIN'S NOSE* GET OUT FOOL!
JU: Wow, look at that pretty light!
LP: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO
JU: *HE YAWNS* It is getting tiring here, isn't it?
LP: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *SHE WATCHES IN MORE HORROR AS THE LIGHTBULB GETS CLOSER AND CLOSER TO JUSTIN*
JU: *YAWNS* What is that thing dangling in front of m--. *JUSTIN ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWS THE LIGHTBULB LIKE BRITNEY AND EXPLODES*
LP: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO *JUSTIN BURNS UP LIKE BRITNEY AND BECOMES JUSTINQUE* I guess they're happy together now... *SIGH* *LALAPO GOES BACK TO ROOM 210 AND JC*

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