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[[NSYNC : I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER]] ONE

---SCENE ONE---
*JC's DREAMIN ABOUT HIM IN A CONFESSION BOX*
JC: Hey Father Dude, all i really wanted to do was sleep... I haven't told anybody this, but I just want to.... zzz... *SNORE*
*A HAND REACHES IN AND TICKLES HIM**JC WAKES UP*
JC: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
JU: YO, who be yo screamin at mah man? I knowz Barney be scary, but that scary he be? No man
TV: I love you... You Love me... We’re....
JC: AHHHH!!! Whatcha'll watching Barney for?? Hez a gay and transgendered dumbass!!
LA: *SOBS* Don't criticize my IDOL! *SOBS UNCONTROLLOBLY*
JO: *RUBS LANCE'S BACK* There, There Lance, want some cookies? *GIVES LANCE THE BAG
OF COOKIES HE WAS EATING*
LA: *WIPES A TEAR AWAY & LOOKS IN THE BAG* There's no more!! *STARTS CRYING AGIN*
*CHRIS COMES IN THE ROOM*
CH: Joey... Shut UP, go get some food. You know I'm the only one that can comfort Lance!
*JOEY GOES TO KITCHEN*
LA: *RUNS OVER TO CHRIS AND HUGS CHRIS'S LEGS* Oh Chris!! It was HORRIBLE! JC said Barney was gay and transgendered! *STARTS SOBBING AGAIN*
CH: There, there, Lance, It's OK, you've still got Topanga rite?
LA: Oh Yeah
*PHONE RINGS*
JU: I'll be gettin that dawgs. *PICKS UP PHONE* Yo, ya'll got moi, J'Dawg here. What be on yo mind?
PHONE: If ya'll can name the capitol of the USA, ya'll can win a trip to the Carribeans!
JU: Hey yo! Lemme ax mah bros! Yo, JC! What be da capitol of USA?
JC: ummm... *LOOKS IN CUPBOARD FOR COFFEE CAN*
PH: 2 more seconds! Guess!
JC: I dunno!!!!! *STARTS CRYING*
JU: Britney Spears is da Cap!! She be my girl, yo!
PH: Cooooonnngrrraatttuuulaaations! That 'tis correct!
JU: *SCREAMS LIKE THOSE GIRLS AT A N*SYNC CONCERT* Ahhhhh!!!! OOO!!! JC!!!!! *HIGH SCREAM* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
JC: *SNIFFLES* What is it Justin?
JU: We be going to the Carribeans! *FAINTS*
JC: *HIGH SCREAM* OMG! *GRABS THE PHONE* Yo! Send us tix!
PH: Sure can do. You can bring 4 other friends. See you soon! *EVIL LAUGH*
JC: *REVIVES JUSTING BY KISSING HIM* Justin we're going!!
JU: *SCREAMS AGAIN* AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *FAINTS AGAIN*
JC: *RUNS TO THE KITCHEN WHERE HE SEES JOEY EATING A GALLON OF ICE CREAM* You! *POINTS* We're going to the Carribeans!
JO: *SCREAMS* Fish! Crabs! Seafood! I'll be in Seafood Paradise! *FAINTS*
*JC GOES INTO THE BEDROOM WHERE HE FINDS CHRIS & LANCE & BUSTA*
JC: ewww!!! yo! Sick!
*YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW*
Ch: What?
JC: We're going to the Carribeans!
LA: *LOW VOICE SCREAM* ahhh.... *FAINTS*
CH: *REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH PITCHED SCREAM* AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! *WINDOWS BREAK**HE FAINTS*
BUSTA: *YELPS AND DIES*
JC: What's up with them and screaming?
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