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[[NSYNC : I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER]] TWO

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LA: *CALLS TOPANGA* Hey Topanga, Want to go to the Carribeans with me?
TO: NO
LA: Please?
TO: NO
LA: Pretty Please?
TO: NO
LA: Pretty Pretty Please with a cherry on top?
TO: humm... NOOO
LA: *SNIFFLES* Why?
TO: I'm not wit you nemore, I'm with JC. *HANGS UP THE PHONE*
LA: *BAWLING* aaaww.... whyyy!!?? Why!!??WHY!!?? *GOES TO HIS ROOM CRYING*
JU: Haahaahaa Stupid Lance, Topanga's MINEZ!! *EVIL LAUGH* *CALLS TOPANGA*
JU: Yo Topanga, mah gurl, whatddaya say going wit ME to the Carribeans?
TO: NO
JU: Watup wit tat fool?
TO: NO
JU: WHY!?? *TURNS BRIGHT RED* WHY!!!??
TO: Because I'm supposed to save you at the end when you get almost killed
JU: Fine fool, i'll just call mah gurl Britney up. *HANGS UP AND CALLS BRITNEY SPEARS*
JU: Yo Bit Bit, Whassup? Wanna go to da carribeanz wit us?
BS: NO
JU: Watup fool??
BS: Because you're supposed to have only 4 friends, you dodo brain!
JU: Fine fool... *THINKS, IF HE CAN* ::I Know, I'll just kill one of them, and then I could take Britney!:: *EVIL LAUGH*
*JUSTIN GOES SNEAKING AROUND THE HOUSE, GRABS A KNIFE, AND GOES INTO LANCE'S CLOSET*
LA: *WAKES UP FROM HIS NAPPY NAP* I need to Change. *GOES TO HIS CLOSET* *SCARY MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND* What shall I wear today? *GOES CLOSER TO THE CLOSET**MUSIC ACCOMPANIED WITH HEARTBEAT SOUND*
*JUSTIN JUMPS OUT WITH THE KNIFE*
LA: *LOW SCREAM* AHHHHHH!!! *GRABS HIS FAVORITE DRESS*
*JUSTIN SLASHES THE DRESS*
LA: MY FAVORITE DRESS!! YOU KILLED IT JUSTIN!! YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!! *WHIPS OUT A SEMI AUTOMATIC MACHINE GUN*
*JUSTIN STARES IN HORROR*
LA: DIE STUPID DAWG, DIE!!!! HAAHAAHAAHAA!! *EVIL LAUGH* *STARTS FIRING THE MACHINE GUN, EXCEPT IT'S NOT LOADED*
*LANCE LOOKS AT THE GUN, AND THEN LOOKS AT JUSTIN*
LA: *WHIMPERS*
*JUSTIN HAS A EVIL GLEAM IN HIS EYES AND IN WALKS JC*
JC: Justin! JUSTIN!! What are you doing?? You know Lance has a Knife Collection!
*A LIGHTBULB GOES OFF OVER LANCE'S HEAD*
LA: Oh yeah! *WHIPS OUT A FOUR FOOT LONG FENCING KNIFE* Engaurde!!
JU: AHHHH!!! *SCREAMS AND RUNS AWAY*
LA: *EVIL LAUGH*
*JC RUNS AWAY FROM LANCE*
LA: Justin's gonna pay for killing my favorite dress!
*IN JUSTIN'S ROOM*
JC: Hey Justin, what were you doing, tryin to kill Lance?
JU: *PULLS HIS THUMB OUT OF HIS MOUTH* I dunno, JC'Dawg, I jist wana ta take mah gurl Bit Bit on our trip wit us, but da radio dude said weh could only take four friends yo.
JC: Ohhh yeah.. TO BAD FOR YOU!! HAAHAAHAA *LAUGHS REALLY HARD*
JU: *STARTS CRYING* Yo'll so mean to me!! WHY!!???
JC: Because! Now start packing, while I go tell Chris and Joey!
*JUSTIN SOBBINGLY PULLS OUT HIS SUITCASE AND DUMPS STUFF IN IT*
*JC GOES TO JOEY'S ROOM*
JC: JOoooeeeyyyy!!!! oh JOOOOeeeeYYY!!! *GOES TO THE KITCHEN, WHERE HE FINDS JOEY*
JC: YO Joey, start packing! We're leaving tomorrow!
JO: That's what I'm doing! Should I bring Chocolate Ice Cream or Vanilla? Gummy Bears or Gummy WORMS?
JC: I dunno Joey, I dunno.
JO: hummm....... *PONDERING THE ISSUE*
*JC LEAVES JOEY TO THINK ABOUT IT AND GOES FIND CHRIS IN HIS BEDROOM*
JC: Chris, Start packing.
CH: JC!! I am soo glad to see you! *SOBS* *CRIES* *WAILS*
JC: What happened?
CH: *SNIFFLES* It's Busta.. he DIED!! waaaaahhhh!!! *SNIFFLES AGAIN*
JC: ooo.. kewl
CH: *CRIES EVEN LOUDER WITH HIS HIGH VOICE AND BREAKS THE WINDOWS* WWAAAAHHH!! *A PIECE OF WINDOW GLASS FLIES OUT AND STRIKES CHRIS IN THE HEAD AND CHRIS DIES*
JC: *SHRUGS* Oh well... there he goes... I guess Bit Bit can come now... *GAG*

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