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[[NSYNC : I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER]] TEN

---BACK IN THE HOTEL---
LP: *TRIPS OVER A CHAIR AND KNOCKS HER HEAD ON A TABLE* SHIT! I'm HURt! I need a first aid kit, hurry JC! I feel my brain depleting as fast as the ozone layer!
JC: OMG!! Ok, I'll go get one! *JC SLEEPILY RUNS OFF TO FIND THE OZONE LAYER, I MEAN FIRST AID KIT, BUT HE FALLS ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF IT*
*HALF AN HOUR LATER*
LP: WHERE THE HELL IS HE???!!! *GOES OFF TO FIND HIM* *SHE TURNS THE CORNER AND FINDS HIM SNOOZING AWAY* *SHE KICKS HIM* You stupidass.. go get me that first aid kit! my head is hurting like hell! *SHE LOOKS EVILY AT HIM*
JC: OH! yes ma'am! *GOES TO THE FRONT COUNTER TO FIND THE FIRST AID KIT* *HE GETS IT*
LP: Finally! *EVIL LAUGH* *EVIL EVIL LAUGH* *SHE LOOKS EVILY AT JC* I'm not hurt you stupid sleepa! I am here to KILL KILL KILL!!
*JUST THEN TOPANGA BURSTS INTO THE ROOM*
TO: *EVIL LAUGH* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I have caught you all! Where is my sweetie pie Lance?
JC: *COUGH* *COUGH* LANCE??? SWEETIE PIE??? *COUGH*
TO: Yes yes, we were having an affair behind everyone else's back. *EVIL LAUGH*
JC: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LANCE CHEATED ON ME!!! *JC LOOKS GUILTY* oops!
TO: *VERY VERY ANGRY* YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU cheated with LANCY!!??? MY Lancy??!! NOOO!!! DIE YOU EVIL CREATURE!!! DIE!!!
JC: *STEPS BACK* WAIT! There's MORE! Lance was with Joey too!
TO: *HER NOSTRILS ARE FLARING REALLY REALLY BIG* WWWHHHHHAAAAAT!!!?? Lance, MY Lance, and JOEY???!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
JC: WAIT! There's MORE!
TO: *SHE'S TURNING RED AND PURPLE AND SHE'S GETTING REALLY REALLY PISSED* WHAT!
JC: He was with JUSTIN too!!
TO: *SHE'S ABOUT TO BLOW UP, SHE'S TURNIN BLACK*
JC: HEY! You look just like what Justin wants to look like!
TO: *SHE TURNS BACK PURPLE* WHY YOU EVIL SON OF A---!!! WHAT ELSE??!!! WHAT!!??
JC: Umm... Ummmm..... *HE'S RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS* *HE WIDLY GLANCES AROUND*
LP: Hey Topanga... remember me?
TO: *GLANCES UP AND RETURNS TO NORMAL* *SHE LOOKS AT LALAPO* *SHE LOOKS AT HERSELF* LALAPO!!??? IS THAT YOU!!!???
LP: YUP! It's ME!!
TO: OH! SISTER!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN THE LONGEST TIME!!!
LP: ME EITHER SISTER!!!
*LALAPO AND TOPANGA HUG*
JC: *STARTS SNEAKING AWAY*
TO: *SHE NOTICES* LALAPO! He's sneaking away!
LP: After him! He killed my Justin!!
TO: REVENGE!!! He killed my Lancy!
JC: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *HE RUNS*
TO: *RUNS*
LP: *RUNS*
TO & LP: WE MUST RUN!!! RUN!!! RUNN!!! MUST KILL...... KILLLLL...... RUN..... *TRIP*... SHIT!!! RUN!
JC: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!! *HE RUNS FASTER BUT STARTS FEELING GROGGY*
TO & LP: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *EVIL LAUGH*
JC: Neeeeddd....... SLLLLLLLLLeeeeeeeepppppp............... *JC STARTS RUNNING SLOWER AND SLOWER AND SLOWER*
TO: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *EVIL LAUGH* I will get you NOW!!!
LP: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *EVIL LAUGH* I will get you NOW!!!
TO & LP: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RUN JC!! RUN!!
JC: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....!!!!!!!!! They....'rrreee...... ggaaanniiing ooonnn meee.....
*GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *SNORE* *SNORE* *SNORE*
TO: HAHAHAHA! We've got you NOW!!
LP: YES! We've got you NOW!!
JC: *WAKES UP SUDDENLY* NOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU EVIL FIENDS! LET ME SLEEP!!! LET ME SLEEP!
TO: *WAVES HER COAT HANGER IN THE AIR* NOOOO YOU EVIL EVIL EVIL CREATURE!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!
JC: Wow, good idea, then I can sleep forever!!!
TO: *WAVING HER COAT HANGER* Huh?
JC: *OPENING HIS ARMS WIDE* Kill me.
TO: NO
JC: KILL ME
TO: NO
JC: DAMN YOU BITCH!!! KILL ME!!!
TO: NO
JC: FUCKIN WHY??!!! I WANT TO SLEEP DAMMIT! KILL ME!!!
TO: NO
JC: *BEGGING TOPANGA* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KILL ME!!!
TO: NO
JC: WHY!!???
TO: NO
JC: *SUDDENLY JUMPS UP AND GRABS THE COAT HANGER FROM TOPANGA'S HAND* HAHAHAHAHA! *EVIL LAUGH* Now I can SLEEP FOREVER!!! *HE STABS HIMSELF IN THE STOMACH* Cummon, hurry up and die you stupid body! DIE DIE DIE DIE Di----!!! *JC DIES*
TO: NO
LP: JC? He's DEAD!!! HAHAHAHA!! *EVIL LAUGH* Now we can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHA *EVIL LAUGH*
TO: NO
LP: Huh?
TO: NO, we shall drive.
---MEANWHILE, A SURPRISE!---
JO: *Yes, I'm Joey, and I am alive.*
JO: *WAKES UP* Wow, that was an interesting dream! I dreamed I was lost and gone forever!! I died from a can of beans! And my Lancypoo was sad! Wow, how weird...
JO: *YES, IT SEEMS THAT OUR JOEY WAS ACTUALLY UNCONCIOUS THE WHOLE TIME, AND NOT DEAD! LANCE WOULD'VE BEEN SO HAPPY!!*
JO: Well, I'm gonna go search for food now.. FOOD... must have food.... food.. must have lance... lance.. lance... must have lance... search for food.. and lancypoo.... *GOES OFF TO SEARCH FOR FOOD AND LANCYPOO*
---MEANWHILE---
TO: We Must Drive.
LP: Ok
TO: Get in the car, I will drive.
LP: Ok
TO: I will drive... *THEY GO OFF IN SEARCH OF A CAR*
---MEANWHILE---
JO: *DISCOVERS THE TANNING ROOM* OMG! A wonderful Chicken smell! Where is it coming from? *HE OPENS THE TANNING ROOM DOOR AND SEES TWO BLACK THINGS* Wow! Looks like FCK's fried chicken! or is it CFK? or KFC? o well.. itz CHICKEN!! EAT EAT EAT!! *JOEY RUNS TOWARD THE "CHICKEN" WHICH IS ACTUALLY JUSTINQUE AND BRITNEYQUE... AND EATS THEM*
JO: MAN! That was the BEST chicken i've ever eaten in YEARS!! But I need MORE food! and I need LANCE!!! *GOES WANDERING AROUND THE HALLS* LAncyPOOOO... WHERE ARE YOUUU!!!???
*JOEY CAN'T FIND LANCE* *HE GETS SAD*
JO: LANCY POO!!!?? WHERE ARE YOU??!! ANSWER ME HONEY!! *JOEY STILL CAN'T FIND LANCE*
JO: *THINKS OF A SOLUTION* hmm... *THINKS SOME MORE* hmm... *THINKS A LOT MORE* hmm...
JO: I know! I shall be Superman and fly around and look for him! I'll go get my Superman costume now!*JOEY GOES AND PUTS ON HIS SUPERMAN COSTUME**HE ALSO FINDS A DONUT AND TAKES IT*
JO: DUN DUN DUN!!! Never Fear! Joey the Superman is HERE!!! *HE RUNS TO A WINDOW*
---MEANWHILE---
LP: Here's the car, Topanga.
TO: Yes Lalapo, let us DRIVE.
LP: Ok
*TOPANGA AND LALPO DRIVE AROUND THE BUILDING/HOTEL THING WHICH IS COVERED BY A LOT OF WINDOWS*
---MEANWHILE---
JO: I SHALL SAVE YOU LANCYPOO!! *HE PREPARES HIMSELF TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW* DUN DUN DUN!!! NEVER FEAR! JOEY THE SUPERMAN IS HERE!!! *HE BREAKS THE WINDOW AND JUMPS OUT, HOLDING HIS DONUT*
LP: *ON THE GROUND IN THE CAR* Look Topanga, what the hell is that??
TO: Drive
LP: Stop Topanga! You'll HIt it!
TO: DRIVE!!!!
LP: NNNNNNNOOOOOO TOPANGA!!!
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JO: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!! *HE "FLIES" OUT OF THE WINDOW AND DROPS FLAT TO THE GROUND*
OW! That hurt! *HE SEES BLINDING LIGHTS* What the hell is that?
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LP: STOP TOPANGA! IT's JOEY!
TO: DRIVE
LP: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WE're HITTING A BIG BUMP!!! I'M HOLDING ON!!!
TO: DRIVE
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JO: *JOEY SEES TWO BRIGHT LIGHTS COMING TOWARD HIM* *HE TAKES A BITE OF HIS DONUT* *HE FEELS SOMETHING CRASH INTO HIM* Ow! *HE SUDDENLY FEELS HIMSELF SWALLING HIS DONUT WHOLE* OOOOWWWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSS.......... *JOEY CHOKES* CHoke.. CHoke... CHOke... CHOKE... *JOeY DIES*
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LP: *HOLDS ON TIGHT TO HER SEAT* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *SHE ALMOST FLIES OUT*
TO: DRIVE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA *EVIL LAUGH*
LP: Ok Topanga, I think we're safe now!
TO: DRIVE
*TOPANGA DRIVES*
TO & LP: Drive.... DRIVE... Drive... *BUMP* Shit... DRIVE... DRIVE... UH-OH, WATER... SHIT... SAIL... SAIL... SAIL... TILT LEFT... TILT RIGHT.. STAND UP... SIT DOWN... SHIT... IT'S WET... ROAD... DRIVE... DRIVE... DRIVE... *BUMP* SHit... DRIVE...
*TOPANGA DRIVES*

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