manda . r a i

[[NSYNC : I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER]] ELEVEN

*A FEW DAYS LATER*
LP: 15 bottles of beer on the wall.. 15 bottles of beer.. take one down, pass it around... 14 bottles of beer on the wall..
TO: SHUT UP AND DRIVE...!! You've been singing that song for the past few days now!
LP: NO. 14 bottles of beer on the wall.. 14 bottles of beer...
TO: DRIVE
LP: take one down.. pass it around... 12 bottles of beer on the wall
TO: 13
LP: 12 bottles of beer..
TO: THIRTEEN!!!! DRIVE!!!
LP: Oh... 13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer...
TO: SHUT UP!
LP: NO
TO: DRIVE
LP: take one down...
TO: DRIVE
LP: Pass it around...
TO: DRIVE
LP: 12 bottles of beer on the wall....
TO: DRIVE
*TOPANGA DRIVES* *A FEW HOURS LATER*
TO: drive....
LP: Topanga, dont speed!
TO: im driving.. not speeding
LP: But you're doing 109 in a 40mph zone!
TO: DRIVE...
LP: BUT TOOOPAAANNGAAA...
TO: DRIVE
LP: SLOW DOWN!!
TO: DRIVE...
LP: Oh well... 69 bottles of beer on the wall.. 69 bottles of beer...
TO: SHUT UP
LP: take one down.. pass it around...
TO: DRIVE
LP: 68 bottles of beer on the wall... 68 bottles of beer...
TO: DRIVE
*LALAPO KEEPS ON SINGING AS TOPANGA GOES FASTER AND FASTER*
LP: SLOW DOWN!
TO: *TURNING RED* DRIVE....
LP: YOU’RE GOING TOO FAST!
TO: *TURNING PURPLE* DRIVE...
LP: You know, your makeup's not working that well, you're turning purple!
TO: *TURNING BRIGHT RED* DRRRIIIIVVVEEE....
LP: Wow, did you know that you look just like a bamboon like that?
*TOPANGA HAS HAD ENOUGH*
TO: I've had ENOUGH!!! SHUT UP!! *SHE TAKES OUT HER COAT HANGER AND STOPS THE CAR*
LP: Now Topanga, I'm your ONLY sister, remember?
TO: *TURNING PURPLE AGAIN* No.... you won't let me drive in PEACE, now you shall pay. *SHE WAVES HER COAT HANGER AROUND*
LP: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TO: YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
LP: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TO: DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *SHE PLUNGES THE COAT HANGER DEEP INTO LALAPO'S THROAT* HAHAHAHA! *EVIL LAUGH* THERE YOU GO EVIL TELETUBBY!!! DIE!!!!
LP: Ok, *LALAPO DIES*
TO: HAHAHAHA!! *EVIL LAUGH* Now I can drive in PEACE!!!
TO: DRIVE....

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