Thranduil: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Allocin
Thinking of purchasing a THRANDUIL for help around the home? Here's all you need to know to keep your wood-elf serviced and servicable.
Rated: PG - English
Genre: Humor/General

Haldir: an Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Talk It Out
(Based on Theresa Green's work) Thank you for purchasing from Silvan Elves Inc.! Your HALDIR model will bring you many happy years of faithful service. (Please read the author's note inside.)
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Humour

Eowyn The Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by Sargastic Kit
Inspired by Theresa Green's wonderful 'Owners' Guide' Series, and published with her permission, everything you could ever want to know about the care and ownership of your fair Lady of Rohan...
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Humour

Lost by FirstMate
While on a trip to Rohan, Elrohir vanishes without a trace. He is lost for over 2 years and then found without his memories. The story follows his search for his lost life. CHP 15--Grand Finale!
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Angst/Action/Adventure

The Touch of Sight
After a near-fatal accident puts Legolas into a coma for 5 yrs, he then awakens to find he has gained a terrible gift -or curse- that lets him see things from the past or future of anyone he touches. Things that no living person should have to see...
Rated: R
Genre: Drama/Supernatural

Beauties - and a Beast? by Tenshi Androgynous
Love is ALWAYS in the eye of the beholder
Rated: PG-13
Genre:Humour

A Silence Covered in Stone
Summary: In the final days of the Ring War, Thranduil and Celeborn meet in the ruins of Dol Guldur and reaffirm their friendship in the midst of the Shadow's last, most terrifying secret.

Rated: PG
Genre: General

Trapped in an Elevator by Erestor
A scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, now complete.
Rated: PG
Genre: G

Many fruitless victories by morgenstern's rider
Follow Lord Celeborn and Lord Thranduil as they experience the End of Arda as it went, not exactly as recounted by Vanyarin and Noldorin lore masters. LAST CHAPTER and EPILOGUE: The End of Arda
Rated: PG-13
Genre: General/Drama/Angst (for futuristic, extremely real, wolrd Holocaust)

Lord Celeborn's Mysterious Disappearance by Ellfine
Every few years, Celeborn disappears for a couple of weeks and Elladan's not at all pleased to discover why this is delaying their departure for Valinor
Rated: G
Genre: Humour

Wish Me Joy by ak-stinger
MPREG, slash. When Aragorn dutifully marries Arwen, Legolas vanishes with a secret. What will happen when he comes back 5 years later? AL, AA, LEomer later. Longer summary inside.
Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84676 - Reviews: 242 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 6-23-05

Dinner Guests by Salsify
A somewhat catty look at the first official meeting of Elves and Dwarves.
Silmarillion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1603 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-03

Murphy's Law for Elves by arabiasil
Murphy's Law isn't just for humans anymore. A little sage advice for our elven friends, especially a certain elf lord and a golden haired archer.
Rated: PG
Genre: Humour

(?) Rainy Days by Dragon Confused
Fluffy little story about elfling Legolas and his father. Chapter Two: Legolas is an obnoxious little brat, and thranduil has an unusual request. Main Characters: Legolas, thranduil
Rated: G
Genre: General/Angst

Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by BoromirDefender
Tired of being abused by Sue authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge.
Rated: PG
Genre: Parody/Humor

Wild Justice by WhiteWolf CS
WIP: [M-Preg; Slash: LegolasElrond]. Legolas has fled both from Mirkwood and his lover, seeking sanctuary within the boarders of Imladris. He has told no one of his departure and he will tell no one his reasons. Why has our Prince fled? [Repost]
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Angst/Romance
(Note: I made a fanart of this fic, to see it, go here)

Through the Rain by TwistedGoth
L/B slash fic. Boromir and Legolas fall in love. However, the others know that Boromir wants the Ring, and shun him for it. Will Legolas stay with Boromir and give up the trust of everyone, or will he stay in their favor and end it with Boromir? R/R!!
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Romance/Drama

Sueabilitation
UPDATED. The asylums stretch across all of Arda. But this particualar asylum is for survivors of Mary-Sues, driven mad by their plebian qualities. And a certain Legolas has just checked in...
Rated: PG
Genre: Humor

In the Eye of the Beholder by wednesday-mc
Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to possibly enjoy.
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Romance

What Comfort You May Find by sheraiah
How will king Thranduil cope with ruling a kingdom and raising a motherless son after the death of his queen?
Rated: R
Genre: Angst/Drama

A Minor Incident by Celtic Bard
I have managed to explain Legolas's parentage without ANY original characters, without ANY slashy pairings, and WITHOUT mpreg! Ch. 5 up!
Rated: PG-13
Genre:Humour/Romance

Confessions of a Mary Sue by SilentStep
All she wanted was an adventure, and maybe a chance to snog Legolas along the way. Middle Earth wasn't what she expected. This is just the diary of an ordinary girl who discovers that nobody speaks English in Gondor. Please read and review.
Rated: PG
Genre: General/Parody

SILMARILLION RECOMENDATIONS

Deathless by Noldo
FeanorNerdanel - She wished for flowers that did not die, and he gave them. Happy (Belated) Valentine's Day!
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Romance

In the Halls of Mandos by Argent1
Silmarillion based. A brief look into Feanor's stay in the Halls of Mandos.
Rated:PG-13
Genre: Angst

Misunderstandings by Lalaeth
A well-intentioned guest unwittingly wreaks havoc upon the Noldorin royal family.
Rated: K+Genre: Humor

If Your Nightly News Covered The Silmarillion by erunyauve
In tonight's news: the Havens erupt in violence, Ivrin gets a superboost, and Eeries move north. The MESI takes a dive, and we'll have Ol�rin with sports and C�rdan with weather.
Rated: K+Genre: Humor/General

(???) The Magnificent Seven by jilian baade
The Sons of Feanor looking for a Silmaril. A silly ficlet for Lipstick's birthday
Rated: T
Genre: General/Humor

Feanor: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Zimraphel
Now you can finally have your very own Noldorin genius. Based on Theresa Green's LOTR Owner's Manual series, authored with her permission, the spirit of Fire can now be yours.
Rated: K
Genre: Humor/Parody

Kids do the Darndest Things by Annie789
Celegorm and Caranthir pretend to be hunters while dealing with older siblings and 'stupid' rules. Features cameos by Maedhros, Maglor, Feanor, and Nerdanel. Written for HASA challenge.
Rated: K
Genre: Humor

Frodo the Supersmall by Cirdan
This story is AU and meant to be mild humor. Turn about is fair play. I've moved First Age Elves into the Third Age, so now it's time for Hobbits in the First Age, a la Hobbit itself. So Hobbits arise in Beleriand, and Frodo helps Maedhros.
Rated: T
Genre: Humor/Parody

(???) Escape by fanged geranium
F�anor plots to escape from Mandos.
Rated: T
Genre:General Humour

The Statute of the Music of Love by Cirdan
This does involve the love of two men, but it's so buried in debate that it's really not worth worrying about the homosexual content. Maglor falls in love, Feanor brings the problem to the Valar, and Manwe passes judgment on the love.
Rated: T
Genre: Romance/General

In his eyes by Elithien
'The house remembers the builder, though others may dwell in it long after' Miriel and Finwe. Rated: K
Genre: General

Family Portrait by Elithien
After Miriel's passing it is said she went with Vaire and helped her and her maidens weave their tapestries. Miriel begins to weawve but is this she sees before her?
Rated: K
Genre: General

Cold light by Mantida
Of the strange gift of the heirs of Azaghal and the fate of maedhros the Kinslayer. A Silmarillion-based ghost story.
Rated: G
Genre: General

maedhros by Scribe
Seq to Triumvirate- Frank Miller become involved in an archaelogical project called maedhros & inadvertently stumbles into a strange new world. As Frank uncovers the secret behind maedhros, his existence is revealed to enemies he cannot fathom.
Rated: PG
Genre: Action/Adventure

The Price of Peace by Klose
An entry for the maglor in History Challenge: How the life of one Mohandas Gandhi is interwined with that of our very own maglor son of Feanor. With thanks to LadyElwing for the beta.
Rated: PG
Genre: General

The Dreamer and the Minstrel by Aria7
This story came about through the discussion on silmfics a while back about maglor, so here's my take, maglor in post-ring war Middle-earth with a certain person who always seems to poke his nose into everyone elses business
Rated: G
Genre: General

A Study in Human Weakness by Sethos
An attempt to write the "maglor throughout History" plot bunny: On the road in Siberia, maglor gets annoyed by an obnoxious and infamous character from twentieth-century history; still, the ancient elf is made to think...
Rated: PG
Genre: Spiritual/Humor

Chains Of Steel And Shadow Morgoth once held Maedhros son of Feanor prisoner. Do you honestly think nothing happened...?
Rated: NC-17
Genre: Ouch/Drama

Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Rated: PG
Genre: Humor/Parody

If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Rated: PG
Genre: Humor/General

A Letter from the Principal
Silmarillion-based. What if little Feanor had attended Nursery School?
Rated: G
Genre: Humor

Bringing Gifts by Deborah Judge
A Silmarillion-based Christmas story. maglor gives a gift to the Christ child, and receives something in return.
Rated: G
Genre: Supernatural/Drama

Good Neighbors by Pengolod's Toaster
Silliness abounds with the F�anorians and Lisa, who is quite randomly their new neighbor. Re-posted.
Rated: PG-13
Genre: Humor

Feariel by Kasura
In his new body, Feanor met an old acquaintance in the forest....humor
Rated: G
Genre: Humor

Blood and Darkness by fanged geranium
AU in which Morgoth kills Maedhros instead of Finw�.
Rated:Pg-13
Genre: Drama



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