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By reading the jokes below you agree that i can't get into any trouble (just incase a teacher actually comes here!!!) My name is Dr. T Why not come chill with me I'll show you my calculator We'll make love later Do you want some food? You can eat it off me in the nude How about a scotch egg? You can eat it off my crotch, Greg Do take off your sock I can use it for me cock Have you seen me on the Fantasy Channel? I usually make love to a horny camel Hassan got jiggy with Mr Lloyd But Simon Joynson got annoyed He called Hassan a naughty boy 'I won't let you use my toy' Hassan took off his cat suit And asked to play Simon's flute Joynson said 'on one condition' 'You uphold my family tradition' Get on your hands and knees Make love to me in Japanese Hassan got his brand new whip out Simon Joynson started to shout 'Come on then you sexy beast' 'Have a taste upon feast' 'Take a trip down south' 'With that extra large and sexy mouth' Then J Batty came in the door And upon the sight he promptly swore He saw Hassan and Joynson lying in bed Hassan giving Joynson head J Batty said 'sorry I just ate' 'That is why I'm so late' J Batty pulled his handgun out And got ready for the second bout |
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