Quiz

2. Why have you come here?
a) Because you got high
b) I thought Lord Orang would get angry at me
c) You were looking for monkey porn and got this site
d) All of the above

3. Can I be bothered writing any more questions?
a) No, not a word
b) Yes, you can.
c) I will become a slave for Lord Orang and do it for you
d) I can't be bothered writing anymore answers

4. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
135km/h
500,000km/h
3km/h
African or European?

5. The music I can hear now is...?
The Who Wants to be a Millionaire theme
Afroman - Because I Got Low
Hear'say - Dirty and Complicated
Westlife - King of my Brain

6. Do you think you'll get this question right?
Yes
No
I don't know
WTF???

7. How much does Hassan pay for the porn channels on Sky?
He doesn't watch them
�50 a day
He owns all the porn companies, so he gets them free
Isn't Hassan gay???

8. Should Lord Orang be manager of ManYoo when Fergie leaves?
He's better than Kevin Keegan, but who isn't...
Yep, Player-Manager would be best
Well, England could use him more...
Yes, he should.