| Quotes: The good, the bad, and the very strange |
| "Okay Dan, even though it's not Thursday, and Kim and I don't have our periods, you still may not talk unless I speak directly to you first." ~ Alane |
| "Well, let's see... you've spent the last 2 1/2 hours with me, and you've been showering for the past 3 1/2 hours.. people are naked when they shower, so, by logical reasoning, you've spent the last 2 1/2 hours naked with me." ~ Dan |
| "I think it would be cool to have a penis... to whack off." ~ Linz B |
| "There is a whole lot of high pitched yelling coming from this room. Dan, since you're the only guy in here, it's definitely your fault." ~ Jenna |
| "I wasn't ignoring you Terry! See, I was thinking of you while I was looking at Leah." ~ Anthony |
| "Leah, next time I sit like this, let me borrow your knee pads." ~ Randy |
| Aimee: "I don't want to hear the noises you two make" Carrie: " No no! I didn't jerk him off last time!... I didn't touch his-- oh wait, yeah I did... but I didn't jerk it. I only touched it to measure it." |
| "Okay, if I don't want to hear you laugh one more time. If I do, tomorrow, when I'm not a rhino, there will be serious concequences." ~Alane (drunk, with a party hat on her head) |
| " It's like someone kicked the crap out of me and stuffed my stomach with a chicken" ~ Carrie |
| (while eating Julie's doughnuts) "This is like pot. I don't want any, but I feel like I have to... you know?": ~Carrie |
| "I always need something between my legs when I sleep" ~Carrie |
| "Paper plate award? You should give her flaming shit in a paper bag." ~ Chae |
| "You need to get back together {with him}. Don't you understand there are four pepole in this romantic relationship? ~ Y |
| " He talked about Moses a lot. It really turned me on." ~ Katie |
| "That's the basis of our friendship. That's it right there. We're both retarded. ~ Becca |