| 2001 - 2002: The Online Quote Book |
| Leah: Thucydidies can get a spoon, huh, Dan? Dan: Oh, Thucydides can get two or three spoons! |
| Keith: Ya know, I wish I was totally over Kaari, 'cause if I was, right now the lights would be off, the door would be closed, and I'd be on top of you like maple syrup on pancakes! |
| Carrie: Can I be honest with you Leah? With your voice like that, it kinda turns me on. |
| Mario: I just like to sit back and enjoy the ride! |
| Carrie: I love picking my nose! Look at the size of that one! |
| Marcy: The vagina's looking good tonight! |
| Carrie: So wait, when you were 16 she was 13 Leah: And when you were 13, she was 10 Mario: yeah, and when I was 3 she was a fetus.. what's the big deal?! |
| Carrie: You're not going to class? You'd better sit in the corner all day and CLENSE! |
| Leah: So your solution to getting out of of it was pulling your pants down. |
| Mike: I was kinda surprised when I saw Shane and Kevin. I was expecting more... attractiveness, I don't know. |
| Leah: Then the shit hit the fan Carrie: What fan? Our fan? |
| Mike: Miss Cain! Miss Cain! Monsters are scary! |
| Julie: Mario did me once |
| Kristin: Leah, I'm starting to question the sexual orientation of your lover. |
| Larry: Come down and try my stuff Mario: What kind of illegal stuff are we talking about here? Don't leave me in the dark! Larry: We're trying different grape.... juices. |
| Sara V: Dan, you've been negative three inches away from an ass? That's sad! The fact that your dick is only three inches long is pretty sad, too. |