MST...Uncut!
| #404 Teenagers From Outer Space At 86 minutes, BBI needed to do some shaving in order to make this fit within the allotted time. �����They cut out the opening and about a minute at each commercial or Host Segment break. �����Unlike many films, this wasn't padding, but viable riffing material. Sadly, something had to go... Teenagers opens at an observatory. There are a few close-ups of the interior - We spot a man looking through a telescope and he calls out "Doctor Mason, Doctor Mason!"
  
Servo: "Derrick Mason? |
  Scientist: "I'm sorry, I guess it was nothing. A sudden light reflection, it startled me"Servo as Dr. Mason: "You called me over because a light startled you? Crow: "Once he was surprised by a feather and wet 'em" Dr. Mason: "It was no doubt a comet or a meteor" Scientist: "No - It seemed to be a drill shaped thing, revolving" Joel as Dr. Mason:"Could it have been one of those revolving drill shaped things?" |
 Servo as Scientist: "Here, allow me to put on some glasses so that I might appear deep and intellectual.Scientist: It makes me realize how desperately alone the Earth is - Hanging in space like a speck of food floating in the ocean. �����Sooner or later, to be swallowed up by some creature floating by... |
| Crow as Dr. Mason: "Well...yup... Hmmm" |
Joel as Dr. Mason: "Your kind of a wingnut, aren't you son?" |
 Crow doing dumb guy voice: "Duuh, I like eating paint chips"Servo: "Speaking of floating, my back teeth are..." Joel (leaning towards Tom): "Hey cool it..." |
 We leave the two scientists and are shown a shot of the dog Sparky, barking at the sky. What does Sparky see?
Why it's a drill shaped thing... revolving! (And how much you wanna bet that they're bringing some creatures to swallow the Earth up whole?) Sparky barks while the ship lands, we get a closeup on the space craft and credits roll. This is where we join Joel and the bots.
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